After grandma took a massive shit in Dora's mouth she woke up and choked on the shit, all grandma eats is raisin Bran, tacos and glass. Dora spit out the yellow shit and threw up on it which attracted flies and a huge ass spider she screamed "HOLA SOY BICH TITTIES" she got out a gun and shot the fucker, oopsies.
Dora decided to eat some dirt and she got a worm stuck in her teeth so she named it Ricardo, later that day she was brought to the hospital for swallowing 19 earthworms and after that she decided to preform cock and ball torture on boots, she cut his cock off that threw it out the window. She decided to kill boots. She walked up to boots, she wrapped her cold wet hands around boots. He was confused when she pulled a 7 inch knife on him and cut every single limb off and boiled it into a casserole and fed it to homeless cows. Then she stabbed boots 14 times in the ears, and burned him alive. She cleaned up the remains then woke up, it was all a dream. Just kidding that piece of fucking cow shit is dead af
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Whora the explorer
Humorwarning- This story is NOT meant for anybody under the age of 18, unless your mature for your age, let me make this very clear, this story will most likely ruin your childhood, Enjoy!
