Ligma Balls

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One day even was walking and bumpered into Tani the bitch. Fuck Tani she can go to hell I don't like her face . Tani screeming!@! "EvAn how dare you my dAdDy Batu will invert your fUCKING COLON" Evan was scracred! "Sorry Toni Pepperoni uwu nya~ don't circumcise me plox"  

Tani put her knaifu down. "Lol k, but I will next time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Even sighed in reef. His was very reviled that tani would not ficgkibfing kill him. Roland walked in.

"Hello the cat boy, am the roling crane," roland said

Even all of a sudden got sic. He coughed a lot.

"ACK CHUCKGUHK HACK COUGHT" EVEB COUGHS.

"Omg eve man r u ok?????" Rolabd said. Suddenly  lenander walked into the room.

Pushing up his epic glasses anime-style, he said "I'm sory roland, but even has ligma..."

Rolabd stated at eveb in ANGER!!!!!! "OMG EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!! DOBT YOU KNOE THAT I AM TRIGGETED IT LIGJMA????? MY SOB HAF LIFHMA ABD NOE I HAVE PSTD,"

"ligma what," tami asked. 

"YOU FUCKING FOOL. YOU DUMBASS WHORE. YOU WILL NOW FUCKING DIE IN LIGMA BALLS HELL." said someone. Tani fucking died. 

All of a sudden roland crane has Vietnam war flahvacks 

"Ack COUGH FUGK MY TRHORT," Roland's son coughs.

"son no," roland said CRYING.

"fuck I die" riled son said. Then he die.

BACK IB PRESENT....

"Oh crap sorry roland,,,, I'm sory of getting ligna.... I beter now.." even said.

"Giid," rolad said.

"oi" lofty said as a gargantuan shit came from his butt. Then end....

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