Peterick
Patrick: While you were out, I baked you 143 cupcakes, 78 scones and made you some tea!
Ryden
Brendon: Honey, I'm home! Wait... where has he gone?
Ryan: *standing on a ladder next to the fence separating them from their neighbours, yelling into a megaphone * Hey Jimmy! Your lawnmower sounds like my boyfriend at 3:00am, and I slept with your wife last night, fucking cunt!
Brendon: Hey nice o- wait wtf
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Peterick VS Ryden
RandomPeterick VS Ryden scenarios! Updates every Monday. Note: This is all meant for fun, and I'm not disrespecting any of the two ships, this is just my pathetic attempt at humour. Peterick Patrick: SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH MIKEY YESTERDAY Pete: Patrick...
