Listen, Little Kitten [COMPLETE]

Bigger fish to fry.

You stew in your own thoughts for a while when you check your phone for the first time since the afternoon and dear lord you wish you'd checked it sooner. You've not long left Yoongi after it got weird but this is an emergency.

You run out the room and run to the kitchen where you hear their laughter coming from. You run in and crash straight into Yoongi who catches you with an oomph as you knock the breath out of him.
"First you storm off now you want to be in my arms."
"Shut up! We have bigger fish to fry!"
"Did you really just tell me to shut up?" He asks astonished as you bat his hands from your waist and fish your phone out from your pocket and thrust it in his face.

The others all watch confused as he takes the phone in his large hands and observes the screen, his face falling.
"Oh my lord...now that is a problem."
"What is it?" The youngest asks impatient to know what's going on, you and Yoongi glance at each other and he turns with a straight face to the boys.
"Yn's fucking mother wants to visit...tomorrow which is technically today, she's arriving in seven hours. Fuuuuck." He groaned dragging his hands down his face.

"So, ya' know how ya'll do what I tell you?" And they all nodded
"We need to clean this house and we need to do it fast. The mess you've made tonight needs to be cleaned before they arrive at ten am tomorrow. Get moving boys." Yoongi barked with a clap and they all set to work right away

"Isn't that abusing your powers?" And he turns to you with a look of disbelief and a shrug.
"You wanna clean it alone?" And after your silent he talks again.
"Thought not. Get helping, I need to move hidden guns they might find. The image of your mother holding a gun is just disturbing." He mutters wandering off leaving you to start cleaning the kitchen with Jin.

It's finally time for your parents to visit and none of you have slept a wink. You did want to ask where the boys were going to go but held back, this is their house too, you can't expect them to leave because your parents are coming over. You manage to catch Yoongi and grab his arm as he walks past with wet hair dripping a little onto his bare shoulders.
"What's up, kitten?"
"Have you told the boys you're my pretend boyfriend?"
"They already think that remember? That's why they stay away from you now."

You remember now he's said and you feel silly and yet you feel a sudden surge of something like bravery and blurt out something you regret right away.
"Why can't you just be my boyfriend? It'd make it easier than lying." And instantly clap your hands over your mouth as he looks mock shocked and laughs.
"Wow, since when did my timid kitten turn into a fucking tiger?! Haha! Wow...are you asking me out? That's very cute baby..." he smirks and ruffles his wet hair making his hands wet.
"As cute as it is, I'll think it over." He grins as he wipes his wet hands across your cheeks squishing your face and making you pout as he kisses you and walks off laughing.

You feel shocked at yourself and have a tomato face as you walk off to the living space with the boys. Jimin speaks up as soon as you're in.
"So, your parents? Do they know you live with us?"
"Nu-Uh they think it's just me and Yoongi. But it's okay!" You add quickly looking at their worried faces.
"Yoongi lied and said he's a tattoo artist. A 'good one' so I guess you could all be business partners and friends, that's a good explanation for you all living in such a big house, you certainly look the part I mean...there's not much blank skin left between you all." You giggle and Taehyung stands up and ruffles your hair.

"You'll be okay kid. We got this. We've hidden the guns, and we'll be polite as we can, swear words will slip out though."
"Yoongi's already sworn infront of them anyway" you grumble and Tae laughs.
"Of course he bloody has." You tell them you just want them all to be themselves and not act differently. Your parents already disapprove anyway so it makes no odds at this point.

Yoongi clears his throat.
"I hate to interrupt but they're pulling onto the driveway. What are you going to tell them about this?" Yoongi asks his deep voice so much clearer than any of the others in the room. He gently takes your injured hand and you pull a face.
"I dunno. I cut it cooking? That's a good enough excuse. If they even see it that is. They're not that interested now I've disappointed them by being with you."

There's a chorus of 'ooh's and 'burn!' As your brutally honest with him and the others of course mess around about it. They're a rowdy bunch but you're coming to enjoy their company.