R. A. N. T. S.

Internet Friends

I'm gonna say this one time, and one time only.

Internet friends are real friends

Okay?

Like yeah I get that there's pedos who are horny 40 year old men or women

BUT

There's also really amazing people that you learn to trust because you feel as if you know them and they know you and it's amazing.

I've never met these people but they are still basically some of my closest friends:

@Barakute

@Batwonder

@DemCrazyKids (more or less just Angel)

@CourtneyIsInCourtLol

Personally, some of them I'm closer with than some of my own friends...

Trust me, if I could go and meet them, I would. (I almost did actually fly to meet Barakute) But I can't but there's this think called the internet where we can still feel as if we actually have met.

And if you want to belong to my friends club than don't be a stranger!

Like it says in the movie Big Daddy (that movie is the best despite how many dirty jokes I can make out of its name and recite all the dirty jokes from the movie):

Talking is only half the battle!

So don't be a fruit loop dingus and only follow me and say absolutely nothing because if you talk to me I'll generally talk right back unless you ARE a pedo.