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09 | ASSEMBLE!

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Sam, Bucky, Pietro, Vision, Clint, Y/N, Wanda, Peter

Pietro
I'm at Mcdeez y'all want anything?

Wanda
Is taco bell near?

Pietro
I'm at MCDONALD'S

Wanda
Okay so is taco bell near?

Pietro
is TAcOoo BEAllll NEUUUR?

Wanda
Is it?

Pietro
Fine I'll stop there after and get your usual

Clint
Can I get uhhhh... a large.... uh... shake... yeah a large... milkshake... make it a strawberry... what burgers do you have? Hmmmm big m-m-m--hmmm... uh.... cheesy bacon fries and uh... big Mac

Pietro
i waited 6 minutes for that garbage message and then 10 minutes trying to translate it bc the uhs threw off my English when all you could have done was sent the food ONLY god ur a disgrace

Pietro
ste smradľavý starý muž si myslíte, že angličtina je pre mňa ľahké? kurva.
Pľuvnem na tvoju stodolu.

Clint
Wanda what does that say?

Wanda
... you are so lovely.

Vision
Can I procure some well formed. . . Grease. . . For my joints?

Pietro
grease machine broke

Vision
I see. . .

You
Wanda please take care of your robot.

Wanda
He's my BOYFRIEND

You
Wanda please take care of your robot boyfriend.

Vision
Need. Grease. For optical limb movement.

Bucky
What does that mean hm;))

wtFFFFF WANDA DON'T LEVITATE CABBAGES AT ME I'LL REPORT YOU TO THE LOCAL VILLAGE YOU WITCH

Pietro
I will KILL u if u do that

Sam
hey can I get an ice cream? And for the kid, too.

Peter
thank you 💞

Bucky
Can I get An ICE CREAM TOO

Pietro
ICE CREAM machine BROKE

Bucky
Listen to me. You break in. You find the machine. You find who's responsible. You make them pay. The fingers are a prime spot for tort---

Sam
I'm calling the cops on you.

Pietro
y/n what do you want

and I'll get icecream from somewhere else weirdo, cryogenic yourself

You
Oh. So you're talking to me now? After getting mad at the fact I liked a Johnny Storm pic. It was of a DOG, I WAS TRICKED