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Y/N, Wade, Johnny, Thor, Clint
Thor
ARE U BACK FROM VACATION VACATION
Wade
WE NEED YOU
Clint
MY LIFE WAS THREATENED
Johnny
TELL PIETRO HE'S A TOAD
Wade
whom??
Clint
who this...? me not know... a Johnny
Thor
WE HAVE BEEN BREACHED
Thor
AGAIN
Thor
GODS NOT AGAIN
Wade
WEEE WOO WEEE WOO 🚨!
You
omg it's Johnny Storm
You
omg no
You
PIETRO CLONE 2 BUT WITH FIRE
Johnny
I'M NOT LIKE PIETRO
You
Y'ALL ARE BOTH BRATS TO THESE LANDS
Clint
they WISH they were as DIVAS as the bratz. Sasha?? Jade??? Chloe??? The fourth one?? FASHION ICONS!! Kylie Jenner could NEVER!!! MJ COULD!
Wade
Clint literally what conversation are you having right now, I am concerned.
Thor
Y/N said BRATS not BRATZ
Thor
LEARN HOW TO READ
Thor
or put ur old guy glasses on
Johnny
I've never been so attacked. I AM a Bratz! HAVE YOU SEEN ME
Wade
Sometimes you look like Cap, sometimes you look like Killmonger. Both are hot.
Johnny
Can anyone but wade reply to me
You
BE GONE
Thor
WE only like ONE annoying, social media fuelled, hair gelling, meme spouting young man and that is PIETRO and we LOVE HIM
Johnny
But I'm so much better?
Thor
WE LOVE HIM
Clint
I HAVE GROWN TO TOLERATE HIM
Wade
I'D TRADE PIETRO FOR A HOT DOG IF I COULD
You
I AGREE WITH ALL THREE OF MY SOULMATES
Johnny
when they said the avengers + wade were crazy, I didn't believe them
Johnny
But I see it now
You
SHUT UP YOU LOOK LIKE STEVE LMAO BUT STEVE'S THE HOTTER VERSION
YOU ARE READING
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