Started with a D.M.

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BamBam:
fuck shit bitch motherfucker fucking respond

Yugyeom:
what do you want bitch its late at night.

BamBam:
the fucker that keeps texting me??? In my dms??? He sent me a fucking pic.

Yugyeom:
ew ew ew a fucking dick pic??? It's tiny, isn't it? Bitch if that dumbass was gonna send a pic he should at least have a huge dick.

BamBam:
thankfully not a dick pic 🙄

BamBam sent a picture!

BamBam:
thats him.

Yugyeom:
Oh. Oh no. Oh biTCH HE'S HOT. HE HAS A HUGE FUCKING DICK. I JUST KNOW HE DOES, IT'S MASSIVE I BET.

BamBam:
shut the fuck up hoe, i know he's hot, which makes it fucking worse.

Yugyeom:
hold the FUCK on, let me add Youngjae to the chat.

BamBam:
no why???

Yugyeom:
because we all need to be informed of the hotness of this man.

Yugyeom has added Choi Youngjae to the chat!

Youngjae:
wtf do u bitches want

Yugyeom:
scroll up and look at the pic Bam sent of this guy in his dms.

Youngjae:
HOLY HELL WHAT A ZADDY 🤤😛😍

BamBam:
omg shut up. He could be trolling guys, that image could've came off google.

Youngjae:
google image search it right NOW.

BamBam:
...

Yugyeom:
well????

BamBam:
it's apparently legit....

Youngjae:
OUUU BAMBAM GOT A REAL ZADDY IN HIS DMS 😍🤩

BamBam:
shut the FUCK UP

Yugyeom:
plz don't tell me you curved him Bam. He's still in your dms, right?

BamBam:
sadly 😞

Yugyeom:
WTF DO YOU MEAN SADLY BITCH?? THATS A WHOLE SCRUMPTIOUS SNACC RIGHT THERE THIRSTING FOR YOU AND YOU DONT WANT HIM???

Youngjae:
YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.

BamBam:
he talks weird to me, i don't like sleezy ppl like that.

Yugyeom:
i want to slap you. He's obviously a fuckboy.

BamBam:
and you're telling me i should give a fuckboy a chance?

Yugyeom:
no not a legitimate chance.

Youngjae:
do u even know what a fuckboy's purpose is?? He jumps from person to person looking for a good fuck. That's it.

BamBam:
so why is it good that he's contacting me again???

Youngjae:
SO YOU CAN FUCK HIM DUHHHH

Yugyeom:
omg just flirt with him back and fuck him then drop him.

BamBam:
that sounds like a shitty thing to do???

Youngjae:
ugh mr.goody two shoes 🙄

BamBam:
sorry???

Yugyeom:
look, when was the last time you were in a relationship?? Or even had a one night stand?

BamBam:
... um ... idk.

Yugyeom:
EXACTLY.

Yugyeom:
if you don't want to commit to a relationship rn, then just have a one night stand with the hottie in your dms. 🤷‍♂️

Youngjae:
that's what fuckboys are for. You fuck em then leave em.

BamBam:
... i feel like you two are the worst ppl to ask for advice...

Yugyeom:
fine, do whatever u want 🙄

Yugyeom:
I'm just saying, you can't sit here and be single forever.

BamBam:
but... i can tho???

Youngjae:
he means that everyone needs a little human touch sometimes, so you don't have to commit to a relationship, but having a little crazy night with a good looking guy might be good for you.

BamBam:
you two are crazy...

Youngjae:
hey, we're just telling you what we'd do.

Yugyeom:
right. I mean, if you're not gonna ride that perfect face, then send his info to me, because i surely will 😍

Youngjae:
not unless i get to him first 🤤

BamBam:
ew!! You guys are gross. I'll deal with him myself 🙄

Youngjae:
fine, good luck.

Yugyeom:
remember to give us his info if you don't want him!

BamBam:
no!!!