i give zenyatta some fucking lore!

Let's take a break from Talon I guess

Alright, back to the original format this book was in for a bit. Where I explain concepts, and maybe write them out. I have to stop myself from my own Talon hype. But, of course, a chaotic neutral Zenyatta is one of my favorite concepts, so let's jump into other questionable stuff he could've done.

1. Fight Club (Not like the movie, he's just in a fight club)

The crowd cheered around the two, screaming their love and hate at the respected individual. Zenyatta and some human guy he'd never met before circled each other. The dude was snarling almost, and Zenyatta only let out a small chuckle. He stopped moving, and gestured to the crowd around him. He raised his arms up, then put his hand to his imaginary ear. The crowd went nuts, and the guy charged.  Zenyatta managed to blow a kiss to one of his die-hard fans he saw every night before lunging out of the way and thrusting his leg out. The dude tripped before he even knew what had happened, but barely lost his balance. Zenyatta just laughed, and motioned him to come close. The dude faked a right, which caught the Omnic off guard for a split second. In the blink of an eye, He was on Zenyatta's left, holding him in a headlock. He grabbed his opponent's arm that was wrapped around his neck, and launched his body forward and down. He let go of the guy's arm as he flew almost above him, landing in front of Zenyatta. Before he could even stand, Zenyatta had shifted his weight to his hands and had struck him in the head with his leg. The crowd roared at the sight of his famous finishing move, and the guy stayed on the ground. Zenyatta hopped up, motioning the crowd by raising his arms up again and again. Suddenly, the crowd made a path. An Omnic made his way onto the arena floor, and applauded Zenyatta for a few second. The crowd fell dead silent. Then, he reached over to Zenyatta's arm, and rose it in the air. "Tonight's winner!" Mondatta shouted, to be greeted with, again, an excited crowd cheering. 

2. Zenyatta is a YouTuber

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Hey, what is going on my Zenners, today we're going to be tackling a tough topic. That's right, we're going to be talking about... (insert copyright-free sound effect implying something ominous) why or why shouldn't Omnics be required to wear clothing. My verdict? no.

3. Zenyatta had a twitter account similar to @/Dril 

Another day another old man trying to throw down over a nasty chip I casually tossed in his general direction

Want to be a cash register

I told a woman my name was changus and she believed me. you kneel before my throne unaware it was born of lies

Ya'll ever heard of fuckin tetris? that shit slaps

oh my god there's so many bees here send help oh my g

i may have defeated god in tic tac toe

I hate shirts