To set the mood, his icon is the first thing that pops up when you google "sunset" and his banner is him and genji at disneyworld and one of the rides behind them is on fire. His username is IrisBastard96 and his display name changes but is currently "Bee Movie was a masterpiece!!!!1".
Here's some of his tweets, all of which are over 1k likes/rts at least. he has 52k followers
-where's my phone
-(Reply from Genji) aren't you. tweeting on it right now
-(Reply to Genji) No you idiot i'm tweeting from my Samsung smart fridge thats how I tweet all the time
-Oh hey I found my phone
-I forgot I threw it in the trash when I saw your peoples' replies to literally anything I tweet
-I'm not a furry stop asking
-Blocked Blocked Blocked None Of You Are Free Of Sin
-I think the Iris is just like. the sun. but we can smell it.
-HELP THERE'S A BEE IN MY HOUSEEEEE
-Wait it can't sting me haha
-His name is Barry and I'm calling him that unless he corrects me
-I see your replies and I'm telling you the Bee Movie was a documentation of real events screwed up into a fun animated movie to hide the truth
-h
-sorry dropped my smart fridge and accidentally tweeted that
-WAY
-sorry i wanted to see how that was spelt
-because as far as I know
-there's no f in way
-logging off twitter for a bit, just discovered how to destroy socialism and capitalism in one easy move
YOU ARE READING
i give zenyatta some fucking lore!
FanfictionY'all know Zenyatta from Overwatch?? Yeah, well, it's 2019 and he still has no lore. "Tekharta is a title not a name" does NOT COUNT, MICHAEL. So, let me write some lore for him instead. Take notes, Mr. Chu.
