Stuck In A Fanfic ➳ 5sauce [a.u]

▲chapter 4: periods▼

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        I pace around in the wide bathroom. The bathroom was the only place that was vacant enough where no one would bother me because the boys (Luke) follow me everywhere I go. He’s so clingy. Plus none of the readers would be able to read anything that takes place in the bathroom.

“What do I do? What do I do?” I mumble to myself slightly panicking at the moment.

How do I get out of this place?! To be honest, I don’t even know where I am. When I wrote my fanfic, it was AU (alternate universe) so it didn’t really give a specific location. Well if you count cityapolis (I was lazy to come up with a better city that time). I can’t be here much longer. I thought this was gonna be fun and just a dream but now everything’s scaring me.  Wait what am I saying? I’m Luke Hemmings’ girlfriend. Maybe I should stay longer… y’know…enjoy his company…ugh shush you bipolar mind.

“Tell me it was just a dream….cus’ I’m really not fine at all.”

I cover my mouth when I realized what I just said. Why did I just say that out loud?

Weird…I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE.

Deep breath.

‘Think Jade think.’ I tap my chin. You can figure something out. That’s when I spot a small window in the corner. Maybe I can fit myself through and escape!

I boost myself up on the toilet seat, trying to crack open and unlock it. I finally got it to open and I stick my head through.

What the feck am I looking at?

The view was all faded. Well I could see some buildings and houses close by but something in the far off in the distance caught my eye. It was orangish and looked like it had a search bar at the top.

Oh my god…I think that’s the wattpad logo.

I try to push myself through but it was too tight and small. I sound so perverted.

Now how else am I supposed to escape!?

“Hey Bryn, can you hurry up in there? I really need to use the bathroom.” I hear Calum yell behind the door.

“Uh, yeah. Just hold on a sec!” I pretend to be shuffling around and flush the toilet. Quickly opening the door, I walk out casually to find Calum crossing his knees and holding onto his crotch.  

“Thank you.” He rushes in hurriedly without mumbling another word. Guess he really needed to use it.

“There you are!” I turn around to bump into a figure.

Luke.

“Oh. Hi.” I mumble sheepishly.

 “I’ve been waiting for you.” He grins. “Did you eat something bad?”

“What?” I start to walk, him following behind. There’s something called personal space.

“Well you were in there- ” I cut him off.

“No one needs to know the details.” That shut him up. We walk in silence.

There are so many hallways. I don’t even know which one to take. I stop in my tracks abruptly causing Luke to crash into me.

“Ow.” He rubs his forehead.

“That’s what you get for following me around.” I mumble inaudible but enough for him to hear.

 “Well isn’t that what good boyfriends are supposed to do?” he asks.

That felt so right to hear him say that.

“I- uh- well it is I guess…but you’re like taking every step with me and following my every moves…and very close right now.” I turn around to meet up with his eyes.

“Well don’t you like it when I’m so close to you?” he takes another step forward, smirking at me.

Smkfnsdfdgndzsdsfjklgdgdnzgdfd

Translation: OH YES COME CLOSER BABY.

But I shut that fangirl voice off in the back of my head and took a step back.

“Uh…” I try to find the words.

He sighs and leans against the wall.

“What’s wrong?” I ask moving over to him.

“I don’t know. You just…seem to be acting a little different all of sudden. Like this isn’t like you.” He furrows his eyebrows at the ground.

“Oh Luke, it’s not like that. It’s just, one of those mood swings that we girls get nowadays. Y’know what I mean?” I don’t even know what I mean.

“Oh okay. But I feel like ever since we officially started dating from yesterday, you started acting this way.” He stands up still and finds my hands.

“No no no. It’s not that!” I let him hold my hand. They fit mines perfectly even though my hands looked a little tiny compared to his...well nevermind guess it's not a perfect fit.

“Then what is it?” he asks with full concern.

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“I’m on my period.”

I blurt out randomly. Do girls in fanfictions even get periods?

“A period? What’s that? Are you talking about that end point to a sentence?” he tilts his head to the side.

Mental facepalm. You’ve got to be kidding me.

“Um..it’s a menstrual cycle that females produce each month.” I cover my mouth.

Ew what the fluck? I didn’t even say that! But it came out of my mouth!

He takes all the information in like a caveman. Still confused he just nods along.

“Since when did you get all geekified?” he asks.  

I roll my eyes.

“Doesn’t matter. But yeah, I’m on my period which can cause some few mood swings and bipolarness. I also will be in the bathroom from time to time. Which is a place you can’t follow me in. Okay?” I explain.

“Okay…” he agrees but still with a hint of confusion.

“Good. Now where’s the living room?” I ask.

“You don’t know where the living room is in your own house?”

“Periods can also cause people to forget facts and personal information.” I add quickly.

“That explains a lot. M’kay come this way m’lady!” he leads me towards the second hallway.

That was a close call.

But I feel like someone’s controlling us to do these actions…and it’s not me anymore.

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SHORT BUT STILL YAY! THE SHIP NAME’S JAKE BTW! :D #Jake

i’m the worst updater. can’t believe I didn’t update this for almost a month! It’s school’s fault.

I bet no one’s reading it anymore xD but if you are then comment anything of your thoughts on this story! Okay yay! I think I’ll update very soon since my writer’s block is gone :-))     

 -Maruhhh xox