Sarith: Welcome to our second show, brought to you by yours truly. Oh...and little Ace here~
[Sarith stands on the top of a large rocky mound with Ace clutched tightly in his claws. Ace looks down at the long drop below him in sheer terror]
Ace: W-Why do you need m-me? *gulp*
Sarith: I thought we should show everyone a little slice of our time down in the underground...After all, they don't know at all about what happened and how you got there.
Ace: *eye widen and he shakes a little* Y-You mean...
Sarith: *cruel smirk* Precisely...
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(I'd say this song startlingly well with Sarith, especially once it shifts to the final half!)
Sarith: *circling Ace* I know your powers of retention,
Are as wet as a warthog's back side,
But thick as you are, pay attention,
My words are a matter of pride,
It's clear from you vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs...
Ace: *shaking* H-Hey!
Sarith: *grins* But we're talking kings and Successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
[Cue iconic Lion King moments in video...XD]
So prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer
Ace: And w-where do I feature?
Sarith: Just listen to teacher~
I know it sounds sordid,
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared,
Be prepared!
Ace: *trying to play it cool* "Be prepared"? What are you gonna do, t-terrorize some village again?
Sarith: Oxyalis will perish! That self acclaimed "God" will fall...
Ace: *nervous laugh* W-Why is he sick?
Sarith: No fool we're gonna kill him. And Cobalt too...who knows, maybe even Zazzy109 while we're at it...
Ace: No ruler, no rules...I...get you there...
Sarith: FOOL! I will the be ruler of the above when he is dead! And you will live by my laws!
[Large fiery explosion, causing demonic monsters to crawl out]
Demons: It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a King who'll be all-time adored
Sarith: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board~
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is,
[Jumps down in front of Ace and scaring him very badly]
Sarith: *livid in anger* YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!
[More Lion King moves]
So prepare for coup of the century~
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning,
Decadeds of denial is simply why I'll
Be King undisputed respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Demons: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
[Sarith swoops down in front of Ace....]
Ace: *shaking on the ground* L-Let me go...please!
Sarith: *bares his teeth* Never fool! You'll be here with me for the rest of eternity...
Ace: *cowering under him* P-Please...
