In Love With A Criminal (Christopher Velez)

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October 31, 2017.

It's finally Halloween! And also today of the party. Oh and also, a Tuesday. Yup, Tuesday. Like i mean come on Yocelyn.

I still find it kind of weird that she's actually throwing a party. Like i mean isn't anyone not supposed to know where you live woman? But anyways it's not my place to say anything. I'm just grateful to have a roof under my head.

Let me say that me and the girls' outfits were cute as fuck. We were the mean girls cast! I was Gretchen Wieners, Naydelin was Karen Smith, Jenny was Cady Heron and Elsa of course is Regina George. We honestly look sexy as fuck and we looked slutty lol. Maybe we can get us a sugar daddy or a new mans teehee.

Yocelyn was Nani, the older sister from Lilo & Stitch and Aaliyah was Lilo. Like how cute is that? Aaliyah had a little stuffed Stitch. My heart was weak.

It's like 8 and everyone is barley starting to come. Eww that sounded wrong in my head lmao.

Anyways the house was alre- wait before i finish that sentence. I literally just found out today that this woman has a party house. Like wtf so she rich rich? We are in the party house. Partying. Wow.

But yeah it was already getting started as more and more people were coming. Zabdiel and Joel had to guard the entrance so they sadly can't come party with us. Christopher and Yashua of course are the ones who get to enjoy the party. But i made them make a deal with Joel and Zabdiel to take turns guarding the door so they could have fun.

Oh yeah i forgot to mention. The guys are the King Of The Hill cast. Typical them, like boy who. Chris was Hank, Zabdiel was Dale, Yashua was Boomhauer and Joel was Bill. Like eww they could've done way better then that but they looked good.

I was getting a drink but then Yocelyn told me to take the baby back to the house with the sitter since it was getting a little too wild. She was the only child here after all.

I picked her up and we went to the main house. The sitter was already outside waiting for her. I kissed her good night and gave her to the sitter.

As i made my way back, Yashua grabbed me by the waist.

"Wow you're in a good mood Boomhauer" i said with a smirk.

"Hey i couldn't just let the Gretchen Wieners walk by herself back to the party" he smiled as we walked back.

"Aren't you on door duty?" i asked.

"Yeah and then you walked out and i followed you" he said as he removed his hand from my waist. "Christopher could never," he laughed.

"Ugh don't even mention him i'm hella pissed at him" i said.

"What did he do now Vee?" he chuckled.

"He's getting on my fucking nerves" i said.

"He's always getting on your nerves."

"Okay but still. He's so annoying."

"Ay Veronica," he said with a laugh.

"What's all the laughing about?" Christopher asked. I barley realized we made it back to the party house.

"None of your business" i said and gave him my bitch face.

"Veronica I-" he said but i cut him off by walking back inside the party.

I laughed. He's just so fucking nosy and always tries to get in my shit. It's so fucking annoying.

Now, getting my drink. I took a big sip from my beer. I really needed this. I'm totally getting fucked up tonight.

"Whoa Ronnie" Elsa said as she got a jello shot.

"Ouu i need that" i said and grabbed one.

"So we gonna party party?" She laughed.

"Fuck yeah we are!" I exclaimed and dragged her to the dance floor.

Jenny and Nad then joined us also. We were over here having the time of our lives. Then Yocelyn came in and bitch let me stay this. We were the hottest ones dancing like omg. Everyone kept on yelling "Get it" to Yocelyn because she was fucking getting it. After a bit i went and sat down because i was tired as fuck. 

Fuck i say fuck too much lmao.

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"Vee come on" Naydelin said, fuck not Nad Karen Smith. Wait fuck, i'm drunk as hell.

"Calm down Karen" i said with a drunk laugh. "Oh shit i mean Nad. Nad, my baby, leave me be."

"Veronica it's 4am" Elsa said. Wait i think it's Elsa. Regina George!

"Shut up Regina. Did i tell you your skirt is so fetch?" i said.

"Veronica stop fooling around" Christopher said. Yup can't ever forget that dick even if i'm drunk.

"Christopher shut the fuck up!" i yelled. Whoa, my hood came out lmao. "My name is Gretchen Wieners and i like dick!"

"She's totally not gonna remember this" Jenny laughed. Or was it Cady Heron?

"That's it" Christopher said.

He had something in his hands and i don't know what it is but he put it down and picked me up bridal style.

"Hey watch it you dick head" i said.

"Yeah whatever" Christopher said as we walked out the party party house and to the house.

"Come on girls i'll show you guys to the guest rooms" Nani- i mean Yocelyn. I think. Not sure.

We got to my room and Christopher laid me down on the bed. I think i'm sleepy sleepy because i'm so tired. He took my shoes off and covered me.

"Wait stay" i tugged on him.

He didn't say anything and sat down.

"Why you so serious?" i asked.

"Because your so extra" he laughed.

I hope i'm still drunk because he laughed. At me! What the actual fuck? Am i dreaming.

"What?" i asked confused and shaky.

"Just go to sleep" he said.

"Sleep with me please bub" i said and tugged his shirt.

"No Gretchen" he said.

"Please" i said and made a puppy face.

"Fine" he said.

He stood up and took his shoes off. And his shirt. Whoa. Yashua is screaming! Wow wow wow soy perra. He then laid down next to me.

"Happy?" he asked.

I made an ugly smile. "Si!."

"Goodnight Ronnie" he said and faced the other way.

"No face me" i pouted.

I literally feel him rolling his eyes. He turned back around, laid on his side and laughed.

"Better?" he asked.

"No. I want this" i said. 

I sat up and had him lay flat facing up i laid on his chest and had him hug me. Yup. Totally not drunk.

"Better?" he asked.

"Yeah" i said.

I closed my eyes and started quickly falling asleep.

As my eyes were closed, i heard him mumble some things. I'm so drunk i can't even tell and i'm still sleeping.

He started mumbling again. "My god Ronnie. Only if you knew how much i lo-"

Next thing i knew i was already knocked out.

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