Myriad Ways

The Dracula & The Prince of Darkness

Dracula: "O, Prince D, this time ...no more giving myself on airs... I beg you. I’ve been... long without food, starving to death. Give me a human. Let me eat once again and you can kill me when I’m full.”

Prince D: “Those on the field are humans. Where do you put your eyes?”

Dracula: Not those ones. I've tried to taste some... Bitter. It seems that they’re all bitter, I have no appetite.”

Prince D: “Hmm, something has gone wrong.”

Dracula: “You can not pretend as if you don't know, Prince D. They all have become bitter because of you. They all suck. Nobody is proper.”

Prince D: OMGD hellooo, why me? I’m just acting as the Prince of the Darkness. Actually I’m not that bad, even recently I’ve been far different from something called darkness. They’ve made me as the scapegoat, but I'm ok with that, so I'm still with my dignity.”

Dracula: "So, find for me something tasty, please. The sweet and young one.”

Prince D: “To the sweety ones I don't have a heart to hurt.”

Dracula: “So what is your function for, as the PRINCE of the Darkness, HUHH??!!”

Prince D: “Easy, huh, calm down, don't get mad. Just eat me. I’m your supper.”

Dracula:”Yo Goddy Boss... you re definitely tough. I’m not afford to bite you. You’ve been living for centuries.”

Prince D: “I’m not interested anymore to be the Prince of the Darkness. I want to quit. What I want is her, to be with her, otherwise I'll die for better."

Dracula: "Where is she?”

Prince D: ”Step over first my corpse!”

Dracula: "OMPD, you start being crazy!”

Prince D: ”Crazy human is an update version, why not me as well?”

Dracula: "Ok. Fine... I won't ask for food anymore. I’ll go far, I'll runaway, I’ll escape, I’ll ... hiks... hiks... What's this? ...oh no, big NO! C-R-Y?! I'm crying?!! I may have gone nuts!!"

Prince D: "I think we’re both aren't nuts, but now we’ve become human. Quite sure, 100%. Because... why I can fall in love, oops, oh, uh and I ... have no more power to hurt."

Dracula: "I see... 😞 No wonder..."

Prince D: "I don't regret becoming human. You?"

Dracula: "Hmm, I don't know. What's the benefit for me?"

Prince D: "From now on, you can eat cooked rice, rendang, sate, lodeh tahu, oseng mercon, empek-empek, bakso granat, martabak, tempe bacem, temp"

Dracula: "Enough! Just shut up! I can't stand anymore!"

Prince D: "Let's go to Warteg! (food stall)."

Dracula: "Treat me!!" 😍