"Boys," I called from my spot on the couch.
"What?" Michael asked as I stared at my phone.
"Look at what I did." I answered, showing them my phone.
"You made a fan account?" Luke laughed.
"Yeah!" I beamed.
"You what?" Cal asked, walking out of the kitchen.
"Ash made a fan account." Michael said, raising his eyebrows.
"Well, I made it a few months ago. But guess what?" I said, sitting up straighter.
"What?" Luke asked, almost no amusement in his voice.
"I already have, like, 11 thousand and I made a friend."
"You made a friend?" Cal asked, suddenly interested.
"Yeah, her name is Cristina." I smiled.
"And you are..." Michael trailed off.
"I told her my name is Hannah." I shrugged.
"Do I have permission to call you Hannah from now on?" Luke asked.
"No!" I laughed, throwing a pillow at him. "But, she's really cool. I've known her for about, three months now? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's been around three or four months."
"Oh, so that's why you've been on your phone all the time!" Calum suddenly realized, causing a small chuckle to escape my mouth.
"Yeah." I answered, smiling to myself.
Then my phone buzzed.
I quickly looked at my phone, and all of the boys burst into laughter.
"What?" I laughed as I unlocked my phone.
"Bro, do you like her or something?" Michael asked in between laughter.
"What? No! She's just my friend." I said, quickly replying to the message she sent me.
"No. You like her, Ash." Luke laughed, calming down a little.
"No I don't." I argued, staring at my phone.
"Yeah, you-" Luke was cut off by me, as I laughed really hard, then covered my mouth with one of my hands to stop laughing so loud. They all looked at me like I was crazy, and I just shook my head, continuing to laugh.
"Whipped." Luke mumbled.
My head snapped up, eyebrows furrowed.
"Seems like it." Michael scoffed.
"Am not!" I protested. Then, my phone buzzed again, so my head snapped back down as I replied to her.
The all chuckled quietly, and I just took a deep breath in, rolling my eyes and shaking my head once again.
Cris: gUESS WHAAAT!!!!
Me: wHAAAT!!!
Cris: why cant the t-rex clap?
Me: uh, bc its arms are too short?
Cris: no because its extinct.
Me: oH MY GOD WHAT
HAHAHA
Cris: THATS NOT EVEN THE REAL JOKE HAHA
Me: BUT ITS LIKE AN ANTI JOKE AND ITS HILARIOUS
Cris: I KNOW
We kept talking, I kept laughing, and the guys kept looking at me like I was crazy.
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guys i told my friend that joke and she almost d i e d it was so hilarious
but that was hannahs secret hA
and in the texts i know its not correctly capitalized or punctuated but thats because theyre texting so it doesnt matter lol
peace out
