No one's POV:
"Alright boys," yelled Paul. "lights out!"
Louis Tomlinson jumped into his bunk, grabbed his laptop, went onto YouTube, scrolled down through his subscriptions and clicked on an icon of a girl wearing a One Direction SnapBack to cover her pink, wavy, beach-worthy hair.
He clicked on her username, "AnnaT" and her account popped up onto the screen along with her playlists and her most recent videos. He clicked onto her newest video, "WANTING A SEX CHANGE W/ TYLER OAKLEY" as the video loaded, the beginning screen rang out singing, "Stacy's Mom" with her and three other people on another link.
The screen changed to Anna and Tyler laughing and she waved towards the camera. "Hello everyone," Tyler laughed even harder. She glared at him and looked towards the camera again.
"I am Anna T, who is me, but there's no need to get all formal, goddamit, so just call me Anna ." her British accent ringing through Louis' ears. Tyler laughed even harder, even cackling maybe, and then Anna glared playfully at him while laughing slightly.
"TYLER OAKLEY. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE GROUND UNDERNEATH THE CAMERA." Tyler just full out cackled. "TYLER!" she screamed. "OKAY, OKAY, FINE YOU BITCH." exclaimed Tyler, still laughing.
The screen then jump cut to Anna sitting on the couch alone, but still giggling. "Hola, young Tommies. Anna, here! But I am not here alone, my dear Tommies! No, I have with me today, the wonderful, the rare, TOO RACHET TO EVEN, TYLER OAKLEY!" Tyler popped up from the bottom of the video, laughing like crazy. "Hey y'all."
"GODDAMIT, TYLER. YOU RUINED IT." Tyler flinched away while laughing and looking scared. "How? Can a hug help?" He looked hesitant since she was playfully glaring at him. He held out his arms and Anna screamed, "PUT THOSE NOODLES AWAY, BITCH." Tyler jumped while laughing like crazy.
The screen jump cut to Tyler sitting right in front of the camera with Anna in the background on her phone. "Okay! Y'all has been demanding for another Q&SLAY," said Tyler clapping along with the syllables in, "Q&SLAY" Tyler opened his mouth as if to say something but Anna interrupted him.
"I just wanna say, happy birthday to the one and only LIAM JAMES PAYNE!" Tyler rolled his eyes while waving his hand dismissively.
"Happy birthday, you British boy," Anna rolled her eyes at that. "but #1 on the, 'Ask Tanna' tag question... thingy, was, 'If you were a food, who would you want to eat you?'," Tyler made a face at the screen. "Bitch, if I were a food, I'd be a taco and I'd want 'Vammy' to eat me." Tyler wiggled his eyebrows at the camera suggestively as Anna rolled her eyes.
"Bitch, please. 'Vammy' eating a footlong sub is even hotter."
"Bitch, what's wrong with you?"
"Bitch, suck the fart out of my ass."
A surprised face washed over Tyler.
"What the fuck is wrong with you, you bitch?"
"I don't know. I've been asking myself that ever since I was born."
Tyler cackled and then the screen changed to Tyler wiggling like a worm and Anna reading the next tweet.
"Would you rather," she looked at Tyler. "lick a vagina that smells like fish," she looked at the camera. "which is not natural by the way and you should probably get that checked out, or every time you have sex, instead of orgasming," Anna suddenly laughed hysterically. "let the person throw up on you?" Tyler looked at the camera hopelessly.
"Bitch first, you a fucking sadist, and second I'm gay." Anna looked at Tyler. "No but the guy could be a tranny and, and, and, boys cum. Just instead of cumming, they throw up on you."
Tyler smirked. "Seems like you've gotten a lot of time to think about this."
"Oh, shut the fuck up." monotoned Anna.
The screen jump cut again to Tyler throwing a ball up into the air and catching it again, while Anna was reading another tweet.
"OK, this one is kinky. Which one would you want? A dick for a tongue or a tongue for a dick?"
"Well, that depends, cause like, if you have a tongue for a dick, you could get it on and taste everything. but a dick for a tongue," he shuddered. "Jesus, to eat someone out, you'll have to like, chew that pussy up."
"So your answer?"
"Gimme some furry pussy, I'm gonna have to thrust a tongue."
Anna laughed hysterically and fell onto her back.
The screen jump cut to Tyler and Anna laughing. "Ok, so hit like if you enjoyed this video, click subscribe if you like me and puppies," Tyler laughed and said, "I don't like you, or puppies."
Anna turned her head towards him. "Bitch, did I ask?" Tyler laughed hysterically and quieted down.
"But, just a reminder, Banding is the Bomb is coming up next Tuesday and for those who don't know, Banding is the Bomb is a music convention with me and my three friends- Tammy Smith, Victoria Robinson, and Andrea Taylor- we then let the people write down songs on a piece of paper, throw it on the stage and then we sing all of them. It doesn't matter if there's at least three hundred people there, we'll split the songs into days so it would be sixty songs in five days. It doesn't matter, and we take this extremely serious because afterwards, we donate the money we made from the people buying the tickets to a food kitchen. So it's something me and my friends do once every year. So buy the tickets, the link will be right here," she said waving her hands near the top right corner of the screen. "and it'll be greatly appreciated. Anna T and Lieutenant Tyler, OUT!"
The screen turned staticky and there were links everywhere.
One for her Vine, her Twitter, Instagram, and Tyler's link to his channel.
The screen went back to Tyler and Anna looking behind the camera.
"Y'all better clean the mess you made with all of those chips and paint." stated a male voice.
"Connor Frantastic, shut the fuck up."
The male voice, Connor, apparently his name was, scoffed.
"I'm older than you by like, five years."
"But I'm a woman."
The screen then went black and Louis laid back against his pillow.
'Huh,' he thought. 'Banding is the Bomb is in a couple of days.'
With that thought, he fell asleep.
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