[ GOD x JESUS x Satan ]

- Don't take this seriously. -

= Once again, this is a fucking joke book  =

Jesus, the holy lord and saviour of a town. God, Jesus' proud parent. Jesus opened the door to chat with his father, God, they haven't had a proper talk in a while but the thing is... Jesus didn't knock. He opened the door to reveal his father naked touching his manhood, Jesus started to get flustered and embarrased about the scene infront of him, God stared at him as he slowed down on rubbing his manhood. He smirked and beckoned him over to him. Jesus came closer, he doesn't know why but he wants to. God held Jesus' soft, pale and freckly cheeks. '' What a cute bitch you are~ '' God said with a sly smirk, he pulled Jesus down to the bed and pinned him. God attacked Jesus' neck with love bites, slowly undressing his thin body, he didn't care if the door had been left open and if Apollo or Zeus saw, he wanted them to know that Jesus is his. God looked into Jesus' eyes with lust, Jesus hasn't ever felt aroused by another male especally his father but for some reason it felt so right and so wrong. God slid his big hands down to Jesus' manhood, playing with his cock as Jesus let out soft and tender moans. God kept rubbing until Jesus was satisfyed but he wasn't, he wanted Jesus' small tight hole around his hard member. God withdrew his hand from his, now sweaty, cock. Jesus couldn't take it anymore and fought back, pinning God onto the bed, he let down his body to make Gods member touch his hole. He couldn't help himself. God shoved himself up Jesus, Jesus moaned aggressively as God enjoyed how his sexy beard looked on his lewd face. Both of them were enjoying it, until they heard footsteps... Satan walked in with a spear, he saw the scene before him. He unstripped and joined them, both God and Satan double penetrating Jesus' small hole.

Jesus layed on the bed, panting as his hole felt sore. God and Satan did it to him again, they've been having sex for years now ever since they Jesus and God did it. They tried almost every fetish there is, cross-dressing and more, God looked at Jesus' little body laying on the bed and smirked and what he had done. Nobody knows they do this, but the popes, bishops and preachers would kill them if they found out they were doing incest and with Satan. Jesus enjoyed doing this with them, being nailed in the ass (Nailed in the ass not on a cross). God crawls onto the bed and lifts up Jesus' rear end, licking his hole. He slapped Jesus' ass, making it red and him moan, God licked inside of his hole and began to taste his and Satans semen in him. He flailed his tongue around in him, Jesus was a fucking slut for dick. The female body never satisfyed God or Jesus, God started to fondle Jesus' balls as he ate his ass. He slapped his ass again with his free hand whilst the other one started rubbing his hard member. His intestines tensed up, squeezing Gods tongue inside of him. God wasn't surprised that he enjoyed his ass being eaten. Cute moans escaped Jesus' lips, making God hard once again. As soon as God was done eating his ass he positioned his manhood infront of Jesus' hole, sliding it in quickly. He started to thrust in him while Jesus layed on the bed, a moaning mess, the more Jesus moaned the harder God fucked him in his cute hole. God soon reached his climax but pulled out before he came in his ass.

The pope entered the lovely church building, sighing to himself knowing how normal of a day it'll be. The pope picked up the bible but then suddenly he hears muffled moans coming from the back room, he opens the door with caution and to his surprise he sees Jesus laying there with heavy pants escaping his mouth, Satan sat next to him with his wood out. The pope stares at Jesus in shock as sperm slowly leaked out of his ass, '' Get cleaned up this instance. You're going to be punished for your sins of sinning with another man! You disgusting thing. '' He yells at Jesus, Satan is nowhere to be seen.

 - Few hours later -

The pope had gotten an architect to create a giant cross and also got a mob of people who are filled with disgust and hatred to Jesus, everyone yells and screams at Jesus as he just walks infront of them crying whilst they head onto a large mountain top. Jesus had shuckles on his arms and feet, he had been bruised and beaten, even burnt. His beautiful beard has been ripped out out, leaving gashes in his chin and upper-lip, his once beautiful blue eyes have lost their colour and shine making it dull and dark. The cross was implamented into the mountain side, Jesus stared at everyone behind him thinking of bad things to ask God to give them. He knew what he was going to do once he got back up into the Heavens. Jesus' left hand was slowly nailed into cross, making it painful and long. Soon he was on the cross with fresh cuts and a bloodied body, he had lost all faith in Humanity. 20 April 1889, he will add Hitler into this god-forsaken world, he will start world war II. 1347, he will give humans a certain disease spread from lice, the black death. 24 December 1865, he will give them the Ku Klux Klan, making them enslave all the blacks. Then the worst people to exist, 8 January 1984 Kim Jong Un and 14 June 1946, Donald fucking Trump. He will get revenge on everyone, he will destroy this world of not accepting certain things. They will all perish under his feet without their knowledge. Jesus shut his eyes and he was back at Heaven, speaking with his father...

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DO NOT TAKE THIS BOOK SERIOUSLY, I DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE.

Just fucking take a joke pls thx bye