12:01 am
squiddy boi added glitch bitch, humerus jokes, pure and innocent, edgy mcr, goopy boyo, smol bean, head dog salesman, questionably sane, cotton no eye joe, and dusty garbage to the chat.
squiddy boi: what's up my au fellas
glitch bitch: ink wtf
glitch bitch: why
squiddy boi: i figured it'd be entertaining to have the aus meet each other
glitch bitch: okay but you know those guys are literally only from a single timeline of those aus right
squiddy boi: duhhhhhhh glitchy
glitch bitch: don't call me that
squiddy boi: i just chose my favorites of each :)
glitch bitch: you have favorites of these disgusting glitches???
squiddy boi: uhhh? and you don't??
glitch bitch: why the fuck would i? i fucking hate them all
cotton no eye joe: why me
squiddy boi: ayyyyyyy genoooooo wassupppppppppp
cotton no eye joe: why do i always get caught up in these sorts of things
cotton no eye joe: it's always with the fuckin timelines or alternate universes or some shit
squiddy boi: well you could have ignored it
cotton no eye joe: ...
cotton no eye joe: shut up
cotton no eye joe: with your fuckin logic shit
glitch bitch: this is a glitch i can get behind
glitch bitch: someone's finally telling old inky bitch to shut the fuck up
squiddy boi: you guys are so mean :(
01:30 am
goopy boyo: Why the hell am I in this chat?
squiddy boi: i figured you'd have fun
goopy boyo: And what on earth could have given you THAT idea?
squiddy boi: you'll see ;)
goopy boyo: I'm not sure what you're implying, but I hope that you are correct.
squiddy boi: lmao what's with the formal text boi
goopy boyo: Do not call me that.
goopy boyo: It is simply because I refuse to degrade to such a level as you and the others.
squiddy boi: booooo l a m e
goopy boyo: Fuck you.
squiddy boi: no u
3:32 am
squiddy boi: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY
squiddy boi: RIGHT ROUND
squiddy boi: LIKE A RECORD BABY
squiddy boi: RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND
questionably sane: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
squiddy boi: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
questionably sane: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND
questionably sane: DESERT YOU
head dog salesman: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
squiddy boi: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
questionably sane: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE
head dog salesman: AND HURT YOU
squiddy boi: that seems debatable
questionably sane: LMAOOOOOO
head dog salesman: damn called out
glitch bitch: SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S 3 AM AND SOME OF US HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING
squiddy boi: oh shit
head dog salesman: fuck
questionably sane: lmao yeet
5:12 am
squiddy boi: do you think plants have feelings
squiddy boi: like
squiddy boi: could a plant be my friend
dusty garbage: damn i knew you were sad
dusty garbage: but this is next level
squiddy boi: stfu
squiddy boi: i just wanna know if i should be taking better care of my new pet plant
squiddy boi: is he gonna feel sad if i let him die
squiddy boi: should i give him a kiss before i go to bed
squiddy boi: would talking to him make him feel happy
dusty garbage: idc
squiddy boi: bitch i know you don't but what if the plant does
dusty garbage: dude...
dusty garbage: it's a plant?
squiddy boi: BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
dusty garbage: yeah no i'm done bye
squiddy boi: I NEED A N S W E R S
9:23 am
cotton no eye joe: i stg i fucking hate all of you
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Coping Mechanism
Fanfic"lol what's this group chat? also, who the hell are all of you, and why the hell are you saying you're me?" aka sans meets other sans chatfic but it's angsty and kinda sorta humerus (hA) warnings: mentions of depression and suicide, mentions of self...
