Ticci Toby: Life of a Proxy

Being a proxy Day 3: A 5 year old hits on me

I was casually walking through the kitchen and I see a small child in my way.

He spun around in a circle and said, "Hello Cutie.".

I was so confused and said, "WHY IS THE A 5 YEAR OLD HITTING ON ME?!".

He looked up at me and said, "For your information, I am 13!!" He's was looking up at me and you would have thought he was 5 .

"I'm Ben Drowned." He said.

I looked down and said, " I'm ticci toby. " I walked back in my room and grabbed my phone. I was scrolling through my notifications and I saw Ben appear on my screen

"HOLY MOTHER OF FRENCH TOAST!! WHAT THE HELL BEN?!" , I yelled

"You shouldn't have done that.", he said. I threw my phone to the ground and went to find Masky

" MASKY!! THERE IS A VERY TINY 13 YEAR OLD HITTING ON ME!! ", I yelled at the top of my lungs.

He let out a sigh and stared at me through his mask. I took off my goggles and mask while he went to confront ben. I sat on the floor and decided to play a game on my phone. A few minutes later I see Masky walk in and he looked all beat up.

" Ouch, did you have a argument with your boyfriend? ", I said so that I could get in his nerves for a bit

" 1. Hoodie is not my boyfriend (yet) -", he said but I cut him off.

"WAIT WAIT WAIT!! You said yet! I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!! MASKY AND HOODIE SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G." , I said

I looked up at Masky and he was DEFINITELY pissed!! I started running for my life and locked the door to my room. I grabbed my phone and there Ben was again. I just ignored him every time he talked to me.

"TOBY! TOBY! TOBY! TOBY! TOBY! TOBY!!!!" , He yelled.

I just looked at him and said, "GET YOUR LINK LOOKING ASS OUT OF MY PHONE AND STOP TRYING TO HIT ON ME!! I'M 4 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU!!!"

He looked depressed and left my phone. I couldn't wait to make a story out of this!