Zero

Chapter 12 - Roast

I waited as Zero was around the corner as I started following him. Where was his car? He didn't walk all the way to my house did he? Wait...how the chicken does he have my address. "I have my ways." Ways that I need to learn so I can track down all the hitches that ever pissed me off.

I ran as silently as I could behind Zero, where could he possibly be going. So many questions, yet so little answers. I'm so poetic.

It felt like half an hour by the time we got to our destination. I mean by the time he got to HIS destination..ha...ha....ha.

He almost caught me a few times, but thanks to my super ninja skills, I ducked and rolled. Literally, I ducked and rolled into a bush. Let us just say that the bush's leftovers were definitely still very much on me.

I held my breath as I saw a man walk out and lead Zero inside the building. Quite a nice building....too bad illegal things were happening in there....like slaughtering chicken...haha nah.

I waited a good five minutes before I slowly crept up to the house. I ran behind and found an open window. Hah stupid people don't know how to close a window during crime scenes.

When I lifted up my face to see what was happening, I got gobsmacked.

In there were 5 men, having a five some.

Joking.

I'm totally joking.

There was actually five men. Two were huddled in the corner whispering incoherent things to each other. Zero and the two other men were looking at each other challengingly. If they all hate Zero, he can't take them all on. At least I don't think he can. 1 can't go against 4. Unless he really is iron man, but I highly doubt that.

Just as I was about to creep my way out, since I didn't find anything interesting, I heard Zero say, and I quote "These lips are the lips I used to kiss your mama." I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Oh my gosh he just roasted your butt." I laughed as I pointed the the guy.

All eyes turned to look at me.

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So yeah it's been a long time...don't kill me.