Zero

Chapter 8-Movies

I woke up, letting out a loud and long yawn. Its Saturday and I have no idea what to do.

"Ugh, why's my hair always so messy."

I decided not to laze around, so I got up, threw on some clothes and went downstairs.

My aunt sat on a stool bar while reading the newspaper.

"You still read the newspaper, Belle?" I asked quite amused as I got out the milk for my cereal. My bloody monster has ended, so I'm in a much better mood...but a little chocolate never hurts. I mean study shows that having chocolate at least 5 times a week gives you a 60% less chance of getting- ok off topic.

"Oh you kids and your technology these days, what's that phone called? The Eee Phone or something?" I gave her an incredulous look.

"Uhh, don't you mean the I-phone?" I said biting my lip trying my best not to laugh.

"Oh, well whatever, it's not important, I have my flip phone and it can make calls and that's what's important." she said waving me off. I finally let out a small laugh, covering it up with a cough.

I finished my breakfast, and went out for a morning walk. I did this every Saturday, this way no one can call me a lazy pig. I mean I'm walking, on Saturday, emphasis on SATURDAY. Be proud.

I was walking by the woods when I heard a rustle.

It must be a rabbit, in the movies it's always a rabbit. So there's nothing to worry about. I sighed in relief.

Except this isn't the movies and this is real life, stupido.

Curse my brain, it even went Spanish on me.

I eyed the rustling bush, ready to pet the rabbit, because I am sure it IS a rabbit.

And then it happened. My life flashed before my eyes. Well not literally.

Except of a rabbit jumping out, a guy jumped out instead. But it wasn't just any guy, no, it was Zero, the guy I haven't seen all week!

"What the actually flippers, Ro! You scared the chocolate I had this morning out of me! You freakin butthole! I bet you lick your own butthole!" I yelled out of fear and anger.

"Woah woah woah calm down my little spiteful princess." he said putting out his hands in front of him waving them frantically.

"I'm not Your princess, and what up with this? Why were you in a bush?!" I narrowed my eyes at him, "You were stalking me weren't you!" Suddenly what the brunette said to me flooded back into my mind. Oh Gosh oh gosh I'm gonna die, today is the day I die.

I'm not gonna be like those stupid people in the movies, no I'm gonna freakin run for it!

So I did just that, I ran.

Into the woods.

Cue the Taylor Swift music.

Well I'm lost that's for sure. and it's getting dark. I know I said I wasn't gonna be stupid, but at least I ran, just to the stupidest place possible. And I can't find my own way out.

I sighed kicking a tree out of anger.

I heard rustling again, but this time, it wasn't Zero.

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