𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙝é | 𝙛𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨

II. nice skirt

i had just gotten another job assigned by The Handler, i hated this job. i knew it was my only way back. 

i traveled to the place i was supposed to go to. 

what if five had come back?

so traveled back. 

i slowly stepped through the blueish-green portal that i had created, on the other side was my old room, everything untouched. i let out a few groans as i passed through. immediately after getting all the way through, i realized the portal wasn't on the ground. "shit" i murmured as i fell.

i ended up falling through the floor, landing on the table where my family was gathered. the table broke and everyone gasped. it got quite for a second before i heard a farmiler voice say "is that eight- little eight?"

 it was klaus. 

my eyes fluttered open, revealing my friends that surrounded me. 

i looked down at myself, realizing i was in my 13 year old body. 

"fuck." i murmured and got up. 

i needed a drink.

i pulled out a bottle of vodka, luther quickly reached over and took it from me. "no drinking. you're 13." he demanded.

i sighed "i'm not me-"

"she had the same problem i did." someone cut me off. 

i turned around and saw five, still a 13 year old, again a bit odd but, what the hell. 

i smiled lightly. "so your also mentally in your 50s? old man." i scoffed

"50s??" klaus said, in shock.

After a while of talking, five wanted coffee. 

"not a single drop of coffee!"

"dad hated caffeine." allison said. 

"dad also hated kids, and he had plenty of those!" klaus added in putting his legs up on the table. 

i noticed that klaus was wearing one of allison's old skirts.

"nice skirt." 

"why thank you."

five was getting impatient, the man really loved his coffee, apparently.

"eight, go change. then we'll go get a decent cup of coffee." five crossed his arms in disgust over the lack of coffee.

i did as fived asked, i changed into my uniform, it was the only thing i owned and ran back to the kitchen.

"we're taking the car!" five shouted

"you know how to drive?" allison asked

"i know how to do everything."

i simply raised an eyebrow and spacial jumped to the car. a second later a greenish-blue light appeared in the drivers seat, a second later five was driving. 

after a minute or so of silence, five finally got the nerve to ask me a question. 

"why'd you leave?" he asked me.

"i couldn't bare that place anymore." i sighed.

"was it because i left?" he kept his eyes on the road, but i could see him trying not to look at me. 

"why did you leave?" i asked after a minute or so. 

"well... i didn't plan on it." 

"th-" 

i cut him off. "the world ends in 8 days blah blah. well no shit i already saw it." i crossed my arms.

"how did i not find you then?" 

"reasons." i shrugged. 

we pulled up to Griddys Doughnuts and walked in, five found a spot and sat down, i sat down next to him. 

after our orders came out a men in all black came in, putting guns to our heads. "just do as we ask. i don't wanna go home with killing two kids on my mind." 

after a minute of silence five sighed, setting his coffee down. "you won't be going home."