𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙝é | 𝙛𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨

IV. peace on earth

I WOKE UP the next morning in my old bed, old pajamas, old room, old house.

pretty much everything was old

except me.

i got up, the floor creaked with every step.

i changed into my uniform, sighing. 

then brushing my hair.

i then spacial jumped to the kitchen, grabbing a poptart and began searching for coffee. 

a second later, klaus came strutting into the room. 

"how's my favorite little friend doing?" klaus asked, putting his arm on my head, using me as an armrest.

"first of all, i'm mentally older than you. second of all-" i shoved klaus's arm off of my head. "don't use me as your personal armrest."

klaus huffed.

"you used to be fun, eight!"

"the world is ending in 7 days klaus."

"blah blah, the world is ending in 7 days. i don't give a shit."

"really?" i looked at klaus, raising an eyebrow.

"well then i hope you don't mind that in SEVEN DAYS you WONT have anything to get high with, i mean if you survive."

klaus screamed.

he sounded like a ten year old girl. 

"NOT MY DRUGS!!"

"so you care." i smirked and walked out of the room.

a second later five was next to me.

"why'd he scream?"

"i told him his drugs would be gone in seven days."

five crossed his arms. "oh."

we walked out of the academy.

"so what's the plan?" i looked at five.

"well," five held out the eye and spun it around so i could see the writing on the back.

"were going to there." five pointed at the address of a place called metrotech.

"then let's go."

30 minutes or so later, we were in the lobby of metrotech, a secretary sat at a desk. 

a doctor came out a second later.

"are you two young people lost?" he asked walking towards us.

"no actually, we found this eye." five gave him his most promising smile.

i played along, "we wanted to give it back." i added.

"how kind." the secretary smiled at us.

"we uh-" five began

"we found it at a playground! it must of just- popped out." i smiled sweetly.

"oh, how thoughtful of you to bring it back."

"yeah," five looked at the secretary. "will you run the names through for us?" 

"i'm afraid we can't do that. we have to have consent." the 'doctor' was starting to look worried.

"listen, i've been through hell and back, gone through shit your pea sized brain couldn't even comprend! give me the name of the eye." five sounded pissed.

"how do you have consent if you don't know the owner? that's bullshit." i crossed my arms.

the doctor walked over to me, placing his hands on my hips gripping them tightly, causing me to squirm. "listen here young lady." he pulled me closer to him. 

five looked like he was about to kill this man. 

"get your grubby hands off of me. now." i stated, locking eyes with him.

he slowly let go. 

"call security."

"as for you young man."

"call me young man one more time!" five dragged him by the collar of his shirt. "or lay a hand on her one more time," five pointed at me. "i'll kill you." 

five shoved the man away, grabbing my hand and walking out the door.

we got klaus to help us.

"so i'm getting 20 bucks?" klaus asked, as we stood in the hallway. 

"yes klaus."

"may i add a backstory?"

"just- do whatever."

"i had you both- at a disco. oh and your mother.. that slut! and oh my god the sex was... ama-"

i shuddered.

"what a horrifying look into the thing you call a brain." five began to walk down the stairs.

we all sat at a table with the doctor.

five and i were arguing with him while klaus sat.

the doctor was rambling on about consent.

"what about my consent?" klaus stood up.

five and i looked back at klaus the two of us both saying "what?" at the same time.

"my consent! you hit my children."

"no i did not!" the man stated.

just like that klaus slapped five and i across the face, our lips now puffy and bleeding. 

the man trembled. "your insane!"

"insane?" klaus laughed. "no this is insane"

klaus picked up a snow globe that said 'peace on earth' klaus smiled. "peace on earth, how lovely." the next thing we knew klaus had smashed the snow globe into his head, and he was bleeding. 

klaus went on, eventually got him to look for the information, which didn't exist.

five, klaus and i sat outside the building. 

five was mad.

"you know what- your horny! that's why your being like this!" klaus clapped his hands together. 

"i wasn't alone in the apocalypse."

i felt a wave of sadness wash over me.

"we were together for 30 years."

like that five was gone again. 

and he most definitely wasn't mine anymore.