Me: *puts on elf ears* I'm the tooth fairy, I've come for your teeth
Kiara: *also has elf ears* give me your teeth
Me: give me your teeth—and your virginity
Kiara: *dies*
Us: *whatching teeth porn on porn hub* why does this exsit????
*seaches up teeth yaoi*
*Teeth yaoi actually exist*
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: god is judging us, Satan is applauding us
Me: I like em white, I like em pearly
Kiara: fgkjgdszhgfgjjhfdx
WE'RE coming for your teeth
