Imagine you die and see the bright lights of
hel—heaven and god greats you "hello my child"
"*Gasp* finally all my hard work paid off and I am going to be welcomed to the kingdom of god"
God: *takes out paper* hhhhhmmmm let's see well you did good in that situation, eh in this one–oh you had a Full in panic attack in this situation oh you failed that one, this one too
Us: huh?
God: well looks like you got a 52 on the test
Us: *canadians* yes! We passed
God: *laughs* we use the US grading
Us: no–
God: have fun in hell sinners
