The Adventures of A Teenage Boy

3.

Today is the day we find fries. The most exciting day for Ronnie since she's his biggest fan.

Ronnie:YES! Great day for Ronnie! Me!

Mormon:Why does he want everyone to start at Matress firm no.7. there's like 15 of these stores here.

Kandy: First clue. Best fries in town?!

Mormon: MICKEY'S BURGERS AND FRIES!!

Ronnie:GO! GO! GO!.

Ronnie push passed everyone and jump in the front seat..

Ronnie:Get in bitches no time to waste.

We're the first ones here because Mormon is smart and Ronnie can Speed here

???:Oh the clue. Here..

Mormon:Go to Valerie's Vareity Warehouse and find Mr Byrdman

Kandy:But he's dead? Like 106 years ago.

Randy:But the Warehouse is only known place in town other than the museum that has a wax figure of him.

Kandy:yes!

Ronnie: Let's go! Hey Robin, why are you so quiet?

Robin: idk.

Ronnie:Well i like to seeeeee~~~ words come out your mouth.

And again Ronnie ran a red light.

But we're here.

Ronnie:Hey Cashier! Where's Bill Henry..

???: Right this way.....

We were led into the cage isle.

???:Here he is. Now I shall read the clue. How many fries does it take to put in a lightbulb? Go to The Light emporium.

Mormon:Yeah. I need a lightbulb.

Randy:Ron please don't speed.

Ronnie:No promises and who cares?

Kandy:My life and my momma.

Ronnie:Well say goodbye

Ronnie always goes for wants.. There's no stopping her.

Ronnie:Told you babies we'll get here fast none of the kids in school have even made it this far.

???:Follow the trail of Lanterns...

Mormon:This way.

So we walk this Hall lit by lanterns in a forest of Christmas lights. I wonder where The Fries gets all the money to pay for this? Oh YouTube.

We then made it to a room with Butterfly lights all around. In the middle is a table and nothing else.

Ronnie: THERE'S NOTHING HERE BUT A FORKING TABLE!!!