A Q&A with Jess

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Aphmau Q&A (Mostly asked questions. What she makes us believe is true)

Q: Why is Aarmau canon?
A: Because Aaron is voiced by Jason, my husband. We want to share our story with you guys. (Me: Seriously?? You expect people to like a boring story like Aarmau??)

Q: Why did you make Garmau and Laurmau sink?
A: Because those aren't my OTP's. Every ship that sails MUST be my OTP.

Q: What happened to Dreams of Estorra?
A: I had to ditch it because it didn't have any Aarmau in it.

Q: When will MCD come back?
A: When Aaron has married Aphmau in Mystreet and has had babies with her. Luckily, this will take at least a year. MCD will be forgotten after that, so I can just continue!!

Q: Why did you lie to us in that shipping vlog?
A: I lied?? I didn't know. (We all know that this is a lie)

Aphmau's replies to popular statements:

"Aarmau is forced"
So?? It's how a real relationship works!!
(Me: Yeah, right.)

"You need to take a break"
That's sweet, but I have to continue making videos. It's important to make as much Aarmau as possible.

"I want MCD back"
MCD is on hiatus. (Other words: Never ending break.)

"I don't like Aaron."
How can you not like him?? He has hot abs!!

"An Aarmau fan told me to die!!"
I can't police the fandom 24/7.

~ October 9th 2016

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