Another Aarmau Rant

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I thought I'd just do a rant on why everyone here hates Aarmau for any newcomers or Jason fans.

● Aphmau had a ton of moments with Garroth and Laurance, but guess who she chooses? Aaron. Aaron the guy who she's only just met and who should logically still be grieving for his lost family. And guess what? Aaron decided to have babies with her!! Just like that!! They'd only known each other for, what is it, two months? That makes no sense!! There's more: Jason gave us false hope when he said he wouldn't be voicing any characters in season 3 of MCD. You know, maybe there was still a chance for Garmau and Laurmau? But no. A big fat no. Because guess what? Jason changed his mind!! He decided to give someone else the job as director and is using it as an excuse for bringing Aarmau back in MCD!!! Which bring me to my next topic.....

●It's in every damn series!! (Maybe not Estorra, but I bet they'll create a FC character who is voiced by Jason and I guess you know the story from there.) It's impossible to even watch PDH, MS and MCD anymore!! It's literally everywhere!! You would have thought that maybe another ship would get a chance to sail, but no. That is apparantly impossible. Every ship that is created has to sink in order to make Aarmau "the best."

●It's forced!! (Definition of forced: Basically when two characters fall in love for no apparant reason completely suddenly and have loads of moments. This word is especially used when one of the characters already has a love interest. We say that they were forced into being together. It can also beused if a couple rarely/never has fights.) They always have to end up loving each other!! They only had one fight!! And that was honestly the most stupid fight ever.....Normal couples always have their fights!! Their relationship "always" has to be "perfect."

●"Oh, look at me!! Everyone loves me and I get to date the guy with the abs!"
This is basically how Aphmau acts in EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE. Welcome to the world of Mary Sues, guys. Everyone has to respect them and treat them like treasure chests. And of course, anyone who watched the Sims Cringe should know that Aaron was the only guy with abs and that Aphmau was the only girl with boobs.

●I'm kinda tired of ranting now, so I'll go ahead to the last point: The Aarmau fans. You may ask, what's wrong with them? They're just fans. That's true. They are just fans, but not ordinary fans. Because guess what? Some of them harass people because of an OPINION!! I've lost count how many times I've seen Aarmau fans send death threats to non-Aarmau shippers. They also harass people who decided to stop making Aphmau videos on for example Youtube. One of them decided to call one of my internet friends a bitch because she felt she was too old for Aphmau!! Of course, not all of them are like this. I think the majority of them respect that people have opinions.

That's it for now. For anyone who is refusing to believe me about the Aarmau fans, I have proof.

Go ahead and roast me if you want, Jason. This is my opinion and it won't change no matter what you or your fans say. 

~ June 3rd 2017

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