Bad Love? Butters Stotch x Reader

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Y/n's pov.
"Kyle" I say walking into his room. "What is it killer" he ahs turning to me. "I want you to help me." I say and he jumped up shaking his head. "No! The last time I helped you. You almost got me killed!" He says shaking his head. "But it didn't he you killed. Your alive right?" I say and he looked down.

"Ill just ask ike" I say and hear footsteps rush to me. A hand grabbed my shoulder. "Ill do it." He says and I look at him. "Ike is adopted. Im adopted. You prefer Ike more than me" I say and he looks to the side. "Alright follow me" I say leading him to my room. "Were not going to kill. Just warn" I say. "How are we going to do that?" He asks and I look at him.

"It's your choice really" I say opening my note book showing him the options. "Pick one and we'll do it" I say and he looks at them all. "How did I get myself into this.." He says and I smile. "Stop being so trickable" I say and he points. "...this one" he says and I read it. "Who are you going to do this to?" He asks and I smile. "You know the new girl. Nina. She said something that made me mad and I just want to give her a warning" I say and he looks confused.

"Steal something then threaten to tell the while school about it. Thinking evil I see" I say looking at Kyle. "Ill steal her diary and threaten to tell people what's in it. Easy and simple really Kyle" I say. "No one will get hurt. Right?" "Only her spirit" I say giving a smirk. "I need you to keep watch. Ill sneak in her room while she's sleeping ok?" I say and he nods.

"We'll meet downstairs once our parents are asleep" I say and he nods. He was probably thinking my parents not yours. But he probably didn't.

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~night~

"Lets a go!" I say and Kyle follows behind. We were both in our pajamas walking to this girls house. We got there is like minutes. "Ok give me a boost" I say and Kyle picks me up. "Wow your light.." "Stop lying" I say standing on his shoulders. "I can't reach.." "Here.." Kyle says and he manages to put his hands under my feet raising me higher. "Whoa.. Uh" I climbed on the roof.

"Watch for people." I say finding the girls room. Nope. Parents. Ah.. I placed my palms on the window and moved them up. The window slid up surprisingly.. She needs to lock her window at night. I could've been a murderer.

Oh wait.

I slid in and looked at her. For making fun of Butters I shall take your diary. Or what ever has secrets in it. I search through her things nothing. I lifted the mattress nothing. I then stepped and the floor felt weird. I lifted the carpet to see a square. "Oh?" I lift the square revealing a box. I pick the box up to see her diary. "Ah.." I grab both placing the square back.

I flip the carpet back down and slipped out the window. I slowly closed it and looked down. "Jump" Kyle says holding his arms out. Oh god. I jumped to feel this rush. Until I felt Kyle's arms. "Why do you have a box?" "Why do you need to ask so many questions?" I say ans he puts me down. "Quick lets go" I say and we both jog back home.

Once home we both quickly and quietly went to my room.

"Okay lets take a look at the diary first, then the box" I say and Kyle nods. I open the not book to have this boys name written a lot with hearts everywhere. "Oh boy. Who ever Eric is has an admirer" I say and Kyle twitched. "The only Eric I know is Cartman, y/n" he says and we snicker. "Poor girl" we both say and flip to the next page.

"That weird kid butters needs help" I read. I felt my eye twitch. "Seriously who's kid is named Butters?!" That's not his real name though. Its Leopold. "Anyways I told him what needed to be said. I love being me" I read and Kyle looks at it "oh.." "And the rest is just her living Cartman. Fiction of her an Cartman. Oh even smut." I say and Kyle's eyes widen.

"That's kinda creepy.." He says and we look at the box. "Cartmans Dick is in there" Kyle says and I hold in my laugh. "Then there would be nothing in that box" I say and Kyle agrees. I lift the top off the box off to see a few items in it. "Holy crap.." I say looking at them.

There was a band aid, pencil, crumpled up piece of paper, old cheesy poofs bags, and a sock. I looks at the lid of the box to read. "Things I gained from Eric" Kyle gives a weird look. "I don't wanna touch them. Especially the sock" I say looking at it. "She's.. Insane?" Kyle says and I nod. "She's a stalker. She's crazy for him. Well craves him now.." I explain closing the box.

"I guess that's it.." I say leaning against my bed. "Good night Kyle" "night y/n" he says yawning. He quietly left my room and I bent down picking the things up. "Ill hide these in here.." I say putting the in my nightstand.

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~morning~

"Did I leave it here? I shouldn't have.." I watch as Nina searches her locker. "The box was also gone" she says searching real hard for it..

"Y/n? You seem distracted" I jump and look at the blonde. "Haha yeah disnt get much sleep last night butters" I say and he smiles as his cheeks glow pink. "We better get to Math" he says and I nod following along with him. "Hey Butters, how is your morning so far?" I ask "it's actually nice! Mean ol' Nina didn't bother me this time" he says smiling.

"That's great to hear"

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IM SORRY I DIDNT UPDATE LIKE PROMISED ;-;

but I did now.

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