Taehyung
So I'm at lunch right now
And some people are talking about me
Well
..."little" me
And I have a question
Jungkook
Tae
We're not talking about your dick
Ps there's nothing little about it
Taehyung
NOT YOU TOO CMON MAN
like there's a group of girls a few feet away from me
And all they're talking about is my dick and the things they'd do to it 🤮
Jungkook
Literally anyone would jump at the chance get some vajayjay but no you're talking to your best friend who is CURRENTLY IN MATH about the size of your dick
Taehyung
Bro they said they'd suck it
And then one girl was like
"I would but it's probably a foot long and I don't know if he knows how to do the Heimlich maneuver"
Jungkook
I mean yesterday I heard Leo say he'd suck you like a vacuum cleaner
Taehyung
Leo would suck anyone's dick like a vacuum cleaner have you met him
Dude's like a walking Kirby for dicks
Jungkook
Back to the foot long thing
That's hilarious
I guess we could call you Subway
Taehyung
Why?
Jungkook
BECAUSE THEY COME FOR THE FOOTLONG
Taehyung
That's the worst
...
On second thought I might walk home now
Jungkook
Wait wait wait
Taehyung
What 🙄😑
Jungkook
Can I suck your sub sandwich?
Taehyung
That's it
You're unfriended
YOU ARE READING
Lipsi | TAEKOOK
FanfictionWhat will happen when Jungkook texts his crush over Lipsi and confesses his feelings for him? What if his crush also happens to be his best friend?
