Lipsi | TAEKOOK

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Notification: Masquerade Party Next Friday!

Taehyung
Hey Jungkook

Jungkook
Hey Taehyung

Taehyung
You going to the party next Friday?
I know I said I wasn't gonna go
But idk I need to get out

Jungkook
Probably not
I'm pretty sure I made plans with Jimin that night
I could try to get out of it if you want me there?

Taehyung
Nah don't do that
I'll probably end up going alone
Or not going at all

Jungkook
You finally gonna get laid?

Taehyung
If you think I'm gonna do much more than sit in the corner and drink juice you're very much mistaken

Jungkook
Look
All I'm saying is that if you *wanted* to do something risky
This party would be the perfect place to do it

Taehyung
Wdym

Jungkook
It's a masquerade party dumbass

Taehyung
You have a point

Jungkook
Always do
Have you met me

Taehyung
I just had an idea
Omg
You're a genius

Jungkook
What the fuck?
I literally didn't do anything but okay
If you do end up getting laid lemme know if she's hot

Taehyung
*salute*

Jungkook
fOr ThOsE aBoUt To RoCk

Taehyung
Literally stfu

Jungkook
wE sAlUtE yOu

Taehyung
Unfriended

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Taehyung
So
What should I do

Yoongles
Have you told Jungkook yet???

Taehyung
Yeah totally

Yoongles
Omfg
Why did I ever date you

Taehyung
My intelligence I bet

Yoongles
Sure
Anyway what is it you needed advice on

Taehyung
How should I talk to this guy

Yoongles
Let's start with telling him that it isn't completely hopeless trying to pursue you

Taehyung
Any other ideas

Yoongles
You're actually hopeless

Taehyung
I'm serious
Like
What if he's only trying to out me or something

Yoongles
Have him meet you

Taehyung
How am I supposed to do that genius

Yoongles
You're actually stupid
Okay
I'm 99% sure there's a party Friday that requires masks
Then again I'm off at college right now so I'm out of the loop

Taehyung
Yeah there's a party
But you don't actually think he'll show up

Yoongles
Try it