I take no credit for this. It is not mine. I just wanted to immortalize it on my book. I read it off of tumblr.
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.
"Tis a visitor" I muttered, "Dummy thicc, and nothing more."
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Ode To Toast
Humor"why not" Update. I've written a few vulgar words, but I hardly see that a a good reason to mark my story as mature. So this is at the reader's discretion. Have fun
