Today 5:56 PM
wifey 💍
how's it going? movie over yet?
me
eeek
she's so pretty, ari
we're still at the mall, getting pizza. the movie just got out.
wifey 💍
why would you ever let her join you on a movie date with your sister?
you can't even like... try to kiss her
or hold her hand
or be gay in general
me
djfjisifuf we've never even hung out before this
why would any of that happen anyway?
wifey 💍
idk man
i'm just sayin
you're friend zoning her by inviting her to a movie with your sis
me
what was i supposed to do?
"no, you can't come. that post on my finsta was directed to everyone except you."
wifey 💍
you know what
i'm just tryna give you some advice
the screenshots you sent earlier?
she was def tryna tell you she's interested
all them damn winky faces
but you kept saying friend
friend
FRIEND
dummy
make sure you do SOMETHING to express your interest i stg
me
ahhh, you really think?
i'll do something, don't worry
she's so good with sofi though
sofi loves her = 10X more attractive
wifey 💍
drives you to the movies? buys you snacks? good with your sister? takes you to dinner? pretty? i mean, i knew lauren was a snack but i didn't realize she was such a kind-hearted snack. if she loses interest, can i go after her?
me
shut up, we don't know that she's ACTUALLY interested
wifey 💍
you are actually an idiot
hey, if lauren accidentally gets pizza sauce on the corner of her mouth wipe it away sensually
but make sure you use a napkin cause it would be gross otherwise
me
...you're so weird
are you trying to make me embarrass myself or creep her out so she'll go to you?
wifey 💍
...
well
maybe
yes
have fun at dinner! text me later!! xx
me
bitch
