let's celebrate, bitches
Today 5:15PM
me
ahem
girl toy🌚💕
what is this?
mama👀👅
WE'RE CELEBRATING, DINAH!!!
LAUREN GOT INTO HARVARD!!!
girl toy🌚💕
WAIT WHAT
WAIT SO WHY ISN'T THIS IN THE CHAOS CHAT THEN TF
me
lauren is far too emotional and in way too much shock to be useful in planning her celebratory party
allysinnnn🌼
i knew she would get in!!!
ashattack😏
can we get her balloons 👉👈🥺
me
duh
that grande bitch💎
WAIT I'M SLOW
GO LAUREN OMG
mama👀👅
okay here's what i'm thinking:
pool. party.
me
that was a given
it's being held at my house, mila
mama👀👅
WE NEED HARVARD COLORS
I HAVE A HOODIE I ORDERED FOR HER A WEEK AGO BC I KNEW SHE'D GET IN
me
deep breath, mila
girl toy🌚💕
can i get those little things you blow on and the paper like rolls out
that grande bitch💎
a... party pipe?
girl toy🌚💕
YES THAT
me
this isn't a birthday party omg
ashattack😏
i say we just... hangout and have fun?
👉👈🥺 with the balloons tho
allysinnnn🌼
lauren doesn't seem like the type to need something too extravagant, so i agree with ashley
girl toy🌚💕
you're only agreeing because you LIKE HER.
me
she just detailed why she agrees? and it seems completely not-whipped?
girl toy🌚💕
nobody asked you, mani
me
enough!
i will allow a cake, harvard-colored balloons and MAYBE streamers
i know lauren, and if we make too big a deal of this she will feel uncomfortable
ashattack😏
^
girl toy🌚💕
...fine
mama👀👅
mmm...
okay
but i'm giving her the sweatshirt! and sofi and i are making a card! and you can't stop me
me
that is acceptable
girl toy🌚💕
can we bake the cake together 🥺 at least? we can fill it with our love!
me
yes
allysinnnn🌼
i will only agree to this if i can take the lead. i love you all but i doubt any of you have made anything other than pre-mixed cookies.
me
...yes
girl toy🌚💕
well-
mama👀👅
i can't bake to save my life but i'll do the icing!
me
let me ask my mom about a date and we can get this going
that grande bitch💎
was anyone gonna tell me lauren got a fat scholarship?
or was i just supposed to see it on her finsta with a caption that was barely legible?
