lalisa
eyo what's up, what's up?
jisoo
eyo
sLEEP, LALISA
namjoon
why are y'all up at 2 am?
jennie
lalisa fucking manoban
istg
if you don't turn off the speakers
stay under your covers and sleep
i will kill you
lalisa
but unnie it's beyoncé
jennie
i know, lili
i love queen bey
but even her audio needs beauty sleep, mkay?
SO GO FUCKING REST
lisa
nO
chaeyoung
let her be, unnie
she's chatting with yerimie righ now
she'll be tired soon enough
jisoo
omg thanks so much chae child
i still don't know how you're more mature than lisa
and you both are the same age
tf
yoongi
y'all should sleep
jennie
nO
jimin
ironic how jennie asks lisa to sleep
but she refuses to do it herself
jennie
excuse me mr. park
it was a command not a question
taehyung
jennie!
jennie
wassup tae
got any tea to spill?
taehyung
do i ever
jin hyung told me this awhile ago
i'm gonna call you rn
jimin
smooth
we all know he isn't just spilling the tea
lisa
dRIVER ROLL UP THE PARTITION PLEASE
jin
my beautiful children
appa has arrived
jisoo
fucking finally
feed us we're hungry
jin
well i ain't feeding you with that attitude, young lady
that's for sure
jisoo
😒
lisa
oh
my
fucking-
everyone, take a look at dispatch
jisoo
wHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
jennie
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?¿
chaeyoung
fuck.
jisoo
FUCK IS RIGHT, MISS PARK
YOU WERE FUCKING PARK JIMIN THIS WHOLE TIME
THAT'S WHY YOU INSIST ON GOING OVER EVERY THURSDAY
'CATCHING UP' MY ASS
lalisa
unnie wth are you talking about?
that's not what i meant
chae literally said she was dating jimin months ago
WHAT I MEANT WAS FUCKING KIM DAHYUN
jennie
the girl is literally psychic
she knows when every fucking camera in the vicinity is on her
how did she not notice this
lisa
but what if dubu did?
she just wanted a picture of her with yugyeom to spread around
speaking of yugyeom
CONGRATULATE YA BOI FOR ME, KOOK
DAMMMMMNNNNNN
hoseok
#2AMTHOUGHTS
taehyung
why tho?
lisa
idk. i'm thinking publicity
but thats probs not the case
jungkook
i got some peanut butter to spread
so
yugyeom said dahyun talked to him
he was bribed
they aren't really dating
heck JYP didn't even know about the stint they were about to pull off
taehyung
ohhh
why?
and what was he bribed with?
jungkook
something yugyeom could never resist
a month's worth supply of unlimited food courtesy of dahyun
lisa
honestly
i'm down for that
she should've asked me.
jimin
but you're dating jungkook
lisa
for food?
i'd ditch that bitch
jungkook
ouch
lisa
oh stop being a teenage drama queen
you're not lindsay lohan
but ily
anyway, babe
why'd dahyun bribe yugyeom?
jungkook
he isn't really sure as well
it was all fuzzy when dahyun told him the reason why
you see
his mind was elsewhere when she said 'free food'
but he did recall dahyun not liking someone
taehyung
hell yea
dahyun had a fight with miyeon from g-idle
apparently, the girl has a big crush on yugyeom
dahyun is doing this for revenge
jennie
my girlie
damn
chaeyoung
dahyun is making me gay
istg
lisa
what is it with everyone and cat fights
taehyung
idk
but from what i heard
they were fighting about those inkigayo sandwiches
apparently someone threw a fucking sandwich in the air
both miyeon and dahyun thought it was for them
but nah bitch
it was actually for sooyoung
chaeyoung
sooyoung as in rv sooyoung?
taehyung
the one and only
jennie
but like
isn't she dating sungjae?
taehyung
uh huh
some hoe thought she was single and wanted to make a move on her
but sungjae saw
and well, we know the rest
jisoo
tae
how do you know so much shit
taehyung
ain't telling you, hoe
ask jennie
...
idk if y'all read that, but thanks if you did.
ehee.
