G R O U P C H A T - 4 | BLACKTAN

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yoongi
hey demons

lisa
holy shit

hoseok
who are you
and what have you done
to my sweet and precious
lil meow lil meow

yoongi
it's britney, bitch

hoseok
whoever this bitch is
you better stop right now, bitch
because if a bitch ever tries my bitch, bitch
i am ready to throw hands, bitch

lisa
i have never seen the word 'bitch'
used so much

jisoo
quick ?
who cooks better
me or jin?

jennie
dammit
here we go again

jin
don't bother answering her
stupid question
obviously, i'm the better chef here

jungkook
lmao no
have you tasted jennie noona's cooking?
that stuff is h e a v e n

lisa
ngl
he's got a point

jin
well apparently
since her cooking is better than mine
why don't you move in with the girls then
huh, jungoo?
it was nice knowing you
you little shit

jungkook
hyung
😔

jin
i've raised you since you were a child
and this is how you repay me?
i've taught you everything you know

jungkook
yea and you've taught me to always be honest
so guess that backfired

jisoo
psh
can't even raise your son right
🍵

jin
excuse me
but at least
i've actually taught my kids something
i can't say the same for you

jisoo
lisa chae and jen
tell this piece of irritating gum
that is at the bottom of my shoe soles
what i've taught you

lisa
well you've taught me
how to be a hoe
that's for sure

jisoo
okay bye lisa
being your sleep deprived mom
was fun while it lasted

lisa
lol
you adore me anyway

hoseok
hey guys
take a look at
jin hyung's year book photo

jisoobitchhow the fuck were you able to get away with doing heartfingers on your photo

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jisoo
bitch
how the fuck were you
able to get away with doing heart
fingers on your photo

jin
jisoo-ah
i'm worldwide handsome
of course they'd give me
special treatment

jungkook
wow hyung
you look really handsome
in this photo
maybe next time this face will be
on the runway

jin
thanks kook
i always knew these visuals
were given to me for something
i'd make all the other models
look like corpses next to me

jungkook
??
by runway i didn't mean the catwalk
i mean the runway at the airport because
your ugly ass if about to get smushed
by a crashing airplane

jin
that's it
good bye, brat

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