Text Me, Bitch | VKOOK ✓

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Taehyung: I feel worthless.

Taehyung: Unloved

Taehyung: Sad.

Taehyung: Tired.

Taehyung: Lonely.

BITCH: Hey...

Taehyung: Frustrated.

Taehyung: Annoyed.

Taehyung: Sick

BITCH: Taehyung—

Taehyung: Useless

Taehyung: gay

BITCH: What happened to you?

BITCH: Whats wrong?

Taehyung: I saw a girl kiss my crush.

BITCH: Wait

BITCH: WhAT?

Jungkooks was clueless. He couldn't remember a single moment of being kissed by anyone.

"Wait does he mean—" Jungkook paused for a second and facepalmed.

He suddenly remembered being kissed on the cheek by a foreign exchange student he met a couple months back. He always helped her with things like homework and Korean, so she was returning kindness in a small peck on the cheek. Both had no feelings for each other once or ever.

Taehyung: I feel dumb for feeling this way over a stupid kiss, but I feel as if I'm really loosing my chances.

Taehyung: Being gay isn't helping.

BITCH: Taehyung he probably don't even like her like that.

Taehyung: I know what I saw

Taehyung: His pupils dilated hella big

Taehyung: I saw it from a mile away

BITCH: WHAT-

Taehyung: she wasn't even pretty

Taehyung: Her style looked like shit

BITCH: Jesus fuck

Taehyung: Her shoes looked like they were straight outta walmart.

BITCH: taehyung

Taehyung: hair=🤢

Taehyung: style= 😷

Taehyung: Makeup was so caked, she probably left some mother fucking foundation on his shirt when she hugged him after.

BITCH: Taehyung calm down. Christ.

BITCH: I can assure you that he most likely did not have any feelings for her.

Taehyung: Pls how would you know

BITCH: "super senses"

Taehyung: you stole my joke and made it unfunny

Taehyung: I hate it here

BITCH: wow okay mood killer

Taehyung: anyway. I shouldn't have said anything.

Taehyung: I feel like an idiot.

BITCH: No—

BITCH: You're not an idiot.

BITCH: U r awesome and I'm happy you told me.

Taehyung: Wow

Taehyung: You're being nice and concerned about me surprisingly

BITCH: apparently I can hide that side pretty well.

Taehyung: I can be a very sad person.

Taehyung: Guess I can hide that well too.

BITCH: I think one thing might make you feel better

Taehyung: hmm?

BITCH: I'll tell you my name.

BITCH: It's Jungkook.

Taehyung: BRO I could of sworn I heard the name before.

Taehyung: It sounds so familiar.

Taehyung: fuck- it's in the back of my big ass brain

BITCH: nah I think you're tripping

BITCH: I'm sure plenty of people have my name.

Taehyung: I like it.

Jungkook💜: Thank you~

Taehyung: It kinda sounds like

Taehyung: JUNG

Taehyung: COCK 😚✌️

Jungkook💜: I swear to god

Jungkook💜: I hate you.

Taehyung: WHAT?

Taehyung: WHY?

Taehyung: You lovE ME. 😘

Jungkook💜: Aaaand you're back to normal