The new teammate - Garrance fanfic

Castor

"Laurence we will be the best of friends, I can sense it, can you sense it, we should have nicknames for each other since in my friend group and football team we have nicknames for each other" Happily asked Garroth.

"Ummm well -"

"I could nickname you burrito! That would be adorable right, because you are small and cute"

"How the fuck is a burrito cute? Also I'm a absolute snack"

"Laurence if you were a snack that means you want to be consumed by humans and you encourage cannibalism"

"What in the actual Hell is the process system like in your brain, and that's an actual question scientists should be asked"

"ᗯE ᗩᖇE ᕼEᖇE , YOᑌᖇ ᖴIᖇᗰ ᗷYE ᒪᗩᑌᖇEᑎᑕE ᕼᗩᐯE ᗪᗩY GOOᗪ ᔕEE YOᑌ ᒪᗩTEᖇ " screamed garroth as he spanked Laurence, threw himself out the window landing in a bush and started to ninja run to the football 🏈 pitch.

'I'm scared, confused, violated, horny and yet intrigued' Laurence though to himself

He turned looked through the doors window and saw a man with spiky brown hair, scruffy beard a bandana and shaman like clothing. Not to mention a bunch of chickens by his desk sat like they were his hoes.
Laurence breathed in and wished the man was at least sane but weird, how wrong he was.

He opened the door.

"Aah stupid Laurence you have finally arrived, Hayden wasn't lying when he said you and your sister were attending the bird of flame high school"

"You mean Phoenix drop high?" Spoke up a young multiracial girl with long black hair and brown eyes from the corner, as she turned her head to correct the lord of chickens.

"Terrible chicken house builder! What have I said, face the wall until you understand the consequences of your actions" demanded the form teacher. Annoyed she turned her head in a huff and grumbled to herself.
"Stupid Laurence you can sit next to terrible chicken house builder at the back" declared Castor in mighty pride as he yeeted Laurence with the power of over 9000 chickens across the classroom.

As Laurence flew across the room he somehow landed perfectly on a chair near the 'terrible chicken house builder', Castor then went to his desk and started the register.

"So what's your actual name?" Laurence asked while leaning in the chair backwards, to get closer to the girl.

"Well I'm Aphmau, a name I should be called by...BUT for some stupid reason I'm called 'terrible chicken house builder' by that mad man!" She pointed at the form teacher as he was petting his chicken that wore a collar that said 'Timberly daddy's boy'.

"What in the name of Maury's father test results is that collar on that chicken" whispered Laurence to Aphmau. She started to giggle, " why are you laughing ?"

"Why didn't you just say omg, instead of Maury's results what's next Dr phills ranch" she then bust out laughing.

'I didn't think that funny, this chick is probably humoured by the word jiggle' he thought to himself.
" ᗯᕼO ᗪᗩᖇEᔕ TO ᒪᗩᑌGᕼ ᗩT TᕼE ᗰOᗰEᑎT Oᖴ ᔕEᖇIOᑌᔕᑎEᔕᔕ Oᖴ TᕼE ᖇEGIᔕTEᖇ,OᑎE ᗰIᔕTᗩKE ᗩᑎᗪ I ᑕOᑌᒪᗪ ᒪOᔕE ᗰY ᒍOᗷ, ᗩᑎᗪ ᗯᕼEᑎ ᗩ ᖴIᖇE ᕼᗩᑭᑭEᑎᔕ ᗩᑎᗪ I ᗪIᗪᑎ'T ᑭᑌT YOᑌᖇ ᑎᗩᗰE ᗪOᗯᑎ YOᑌ ᑕOᑌᒪᗪ ᗷE ᑭᖇEᔕᑌᗰEᗪ ᗪEᗩᗪ !!!"  howled The chicken shaman.

"Why is everyone so loud in here" replies Laurence......... Then it suddenly hit him Aphmau.... Zanes friendship bracelet...... Aphmaus BFF.

'O that cyclops is done now, that's what he gets for calling me a 12 year old and midget, I shall befriend Aphmau enter his inner friendship circle, as I do this, befriend his family or gain mutual respect from anyone who knows him.
Forever haunt him like an annoying add asking if you want dick enlargement when your trying to do research on the holocaust' then he laughed in triumph.

"Stupid Laurence get out the classroom now, you are disrupting timerlys sleep" barked the teacher.

"What! Whatever by FeliCa, I got things to do places to be, and first periods about to start so thanks form letting me out early"

It's done the second chapter, it's short but the next one will have our stupid smurf and Gandalf meeting our midget son who's behind on growth spurt.