*having a picnic on the grass*
Calypso: oh no, I'm wet.
Leo: *winks* Is it because I'm turning you on?
Calypso: What?! No, it's the grass.
Leo: t-the grass is turning you on?
Calypso: No! The grass is wet!
Leo: you mean I'm turning the grass on?
Calypso: fOr f!cKs sake!
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World of Riordan Randomness (Headcannons, jokes, memes and etc.) BOOK 2
FanficBOOK 2 of my fanfic of the Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles, and Heroes of Olympus book. The content inside are either found in the internet or is original aka created by me. In this Book 2, you'll also find some Magnus Chase and Trials of Apollo joke...