sexy dirty love [𝐳𝐢𝐚𝐦]

thirteen

zayn: hey nerds have fun at school !!

louis: yeah where you should be

justin: i like college it's fun

harry: same justin. i've had a great time so far!

louis: gross both of you honestly

louis: quit being losers

justin: why are we losers

niall: are your parents still upset at you zayn

zayn: totally i'm supposed to be grounded but like nah

zayn: it's my decision

louis: cause you guys like college stfu pls

louis: yeah well it's a stupid decision

louis: now you're gonna be an annoying youtuber like why would you stoop that low

justin: louis when you love what you're studying then you'll understand why me and harry enjoy college

harry: i agree :) i have a great time learning

zayn: ok see it's that attitude there louis that has just got you banned from ever being featured in my videos congrats

zayn: liam i miss you omg :(

niall: can't believe you dropped out of college like you took two days max to think about it are you sure you thought it through

louis: i don't want to be in your videos anyways omg they're going to be flops

zayn: i hated school niall and i hate learning and it was a waste i honestly shouldn't have even gone in the first place because you know what, i've wasted precious years of my life that could've been spent doing better shit than sitting in a classroom learning stuff i already knew about art so

zayn: fine anyone else wanna be banned? i suggest not b/c my stuffs going to be legendaryyyy

justin: wait what are you doing on your channel? have you decided

niall: i get that ig

harry: you obviously shouldn't do something that you're not passionate about.

zayn: just vlog stuff y'know and MAYBE covers idk yet about singing tbh but definitely the vlogging and like cute boyfriend challenges and shit omg me and liam will be iconic

niall: sounds cool i'll be in some videos

harry: i love it and you should definitely have some singing videos xx

louis: does liam even want to be in your videos

zayn: omg yes he's going to love it so stfu

justin: i'm in & i wanna do pranking videos or something so lets do that i bet you can go viral if we do something crazy

louis: doubtful or else he'd be texting here now and jumping for joy about being in your videos yet he's not even replying 🤔

zayn: shut up omg he's in a meeting with his advisor so

zayn: and liam's very happy for me btw he just wants me happy and supports anything i want to do b/c he's a good boyfriend

louis: if he was a supportive bf then he'd tell you that you're a dumbass

zayn: yes lets ! and our first victim can be louis i have the perfect prank for him