sexy dirty love [𝐳𝐢𝐚𝐦]

seven

zayn: are you up?

zayn: guess not :(

liam 🥰🤤: yes

zayn: are you mad at me?

liam 🥰🤤: nooo??? why would i be mad at you ??

zayn: idk that yes sounded angry

liam 🥰🤤: you're so weird

liam 🥰🤤: but i'm a little upset cause you disturbed my podcast smh

liam 🥰🤤: i knew i should've put my phone on do not disturb

zayn: what podcast wtf ???

zayn: and you should never put your phone on do not disturb wtf what if i need to reach you ???

liam 🥰🤤: at 2 in the morning wth??? why are you even up so late you're always asleep by 12

zayn: idk :( i just woke up and now i can't fall asleep

zayn: when did you start listening to podcasts wtf weirdo??

liam 🥰🤤: don't be mean 😔

liam 🥰🤤: i usually fall asleep listening to them

zayn: liar i've never seen you listening to them

liam 🥰🤤: cause i listen to them at night and when you're asleep smh so you won't go and disturb me like right now 🙄

zayn: rude

zayn: what the hell do you listen to then??? like honestly never would have thought you'd listen to podcasts? how do you even know what podcasts are liam

liam 🥰🤤: is that an insult

zayn: no

zayn: maybe idk just answer the question

liam 🥰🤤: what question you've asked like a thousand already

zayn: what do you listen to? when have you started listening to podcasts? why?

liam 🥰🤤: oh so basically who what when where why and how 🙄 geez nosy

zayn: just answer wth ??? stop being mean

liam 🥰🤤: i listen to various things

liam 🥰🤤: i've been listening to them for a while now and because there interesting??? is that enough for you

zayn: various things like?

liam 🥰🤤: nosy much

zayn: yeah and what about it?

liam 🥰🤤: fine sheesh

liam 🥰🤤: just like conspiracy theories and serial killers, true crime stuff you know

zayn: oh that obsession of yours

zayn: what sane person likes stuff about murder

liam 🥰🤤: a lot of people do actually

liam 🥰🤤: it's a very common thing to like

zayn: you're creeping me out

zayn: so you just listen to podcasts of murders this late at night??? are you fucking mental

liam 🥰🤤: don't be mean