In a regular world where only a certain amount of people with unique powers exist, demons begin to roam the Earth to take control over humanity. Jeon Jungkook, a lunar warrior/prince from the moon, is sent to Earth to purify all demons. However, a p...
I had a weird chill run up my spine, as if something was horribly, horribly wrong. I instantly sat up and dashed down to where Jimin was, just barely catching a glimpse of a bulky guard raising his whip to hit Jimin. I quickly created a sharp piece of ice and shoved it up the guard's ass. He howled in pain and that's when I froze him.
I froze him because he sounded fucking annoying. Like those fans that legit scream their lungs out. Before Kai became a demon, I asked him to send me a couple years into the future once and oh how much I regret it. The moment I got back, Yoongs asked me where I went and I couldn't say a word. I smiled at the fond memories, forgetting that Jimin was still chained to the wall, shook.
Then I came to my senses and slapped myself out of it.
I snatched a shook Jimin, the chains falling off the moment I grabbed him. I let him regain his posture by letting him do multiple yoga poses as I kicked Ting Ting's (I think that was his name? Oh well fuck this) frozen and clothed balls, just because I'm extra like that. The other guard was just in the corner, scared shitless because of the damage I dealt to the supreme ruler of Hell. I forcefully pulled him up from the floor and began to threaten him.
"What's your damn name bitch?" I harshly asked the guard.
"Uh this may sound rude.... but are you drunk Lady Diane- OOF!" I socked him in the stomach, sending him straight through the wall.
"MY NAME IS LUNARIS, NOT DIANE YOU DUMB FUCK! AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION ASSHAT. I'M NOT DRUNK DAMMIT."
"B-but you do s-sound like you're d-drunk-" He stuttered.
"SHUT UP LING LING!"
"M-my name i-is C-carl t-though a-and I'm actually w-white-"
"Oh. Well I forgot. There are about a million of you and you all look the same anyway. And plus, DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT YOUR DAMN NAME OR HOW WHITE YOU ARE??? NO, SO SHUT UP PEASANT." I yelled at him, the poor dude bowing his head a hundred times and apologizing profusely.
That's right motherfuckers-
aHeM-
"You shall be spared, Sir Ling Ling. But ONLY this time. You better not screw up." I spat, dragging a meditating Jimin with me.
I stormed out of the dungeons, dropping Jimin back to his room and making sure he fell asleep properly after healing his scars. Satan will surely pay for allowing Jimin to get hurt like that. I'll make sure of it.
I then concentrated as hard as I could, the glass ball that Satan provided me with began to glow, my thoughts drifting to Kookie. What I saw made me explode with anger.
Kim Fucking Taehyung was on top of my poor baby brother, harassing the shit out of him with that horrendous lustful look on his face.
Oh HELL no.
NOT TODAY.
I zoomed out of my room and headbutted Kai's bedroom door, completely demolishing it.
"What the fuck man, I was just trying to sleep-" he rubbed his tired eyes, blinking several times to adjust to what was happening.
"NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW HOE, I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING."
"Goddamn girl, calm down jesus fuck. Okay, I'll help you." Kai mumbled out, sliding his ass out of bed.
Before he could stretch his limbs, I grabbed his arm, thinking of a certain bastard's face that was gonna be smacked soon-
And landed right on my bed. That had two individuals next to me in an awkward position. Taehyung's eyes reverted back to normal, his shocked expression replacing his previously lustful look.
The first thing I did was bitchslap Taehyung.
"THE FUC-" And before he could utter a single word, I kicked him where the sun didn't shine.
"That's my little baby bro you fucker!" I whisper-shouted at Taehyung who was holding his dick in pain.
"Jesus I'm sorry, I swear I won't do it again-"
"You won't do it again, my ass." I scoffed, walking out of the room, only to return moments later with a sleepy Yoongi.
Since Yoongs was an amazing rapper at heart who literally sets people on fire with or without his lyrics, I did the one thing that could trigger him.
"YOONGI THERE'S A GUY THAT THINKS THAT HE'S A BETTER RAPPER THAN YOU ARE!!" I screamed into his ear, causing his eyes to shoot open.
"I-I never said that-" Taehyung tried to say, but was too late. Yoongi looked at him in disgust (D) and snapped his finger.
In the blink of an eye, Yoongi changed his outfit to Gucci (in which he washed it with Downy; something he got from me when I traveled into the future years ago) and casually snatched his shades to match his look. He swept his hair back and magically summoned a microphone and a three dollar chain.
Then all hell broke loose.
In the next second, Yoongi was rapping like crazy, making Taehyung really dizzy. Afterwards, Yoongs set his ass on fire by both roasting him and practically lighting a flame under his ass, sending him super far from Millenium like a firecracker. The last thing Yoongs did was take off his shades and snapped his fingers once more, the Gucci suit being replaced with his normal pajama attire. He dismissed the fact that I was still there and dragged his feet all the way back to his room. I heard a slam and an 'oof' which confirmed that Yoongs went to sleep again.
Good riddance.
I sighed and walked to Kook who had passed out before I even got here. A small smile spread across my face, relieved that he was safe. I leaned down and planted a gentle kiss on his forehead, tears slipping down my cheeks as I prepared to leave.
Suddenly, a felt a rush of wind and before I could react, Kookie was lifted off my bed and into someone's arms. Shocked , I turned to look at the anonymous individual.
It was none other than Lee Taeyong.
A sick smirk spreads across his face, a soundly sleeping and oblivious Jungkook being carried bridal style by that asshole.
"I must thank you and Taehyung for providing me humor. But I came here for Jeon Jungkook and will be leaving now. I also know all about your betrayal, Lunaris. That's all I wanted to say. Good day." Taeyong flies away with my precious brother, my body unable to move from the shock to go after them.
This can't be happening.
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