At first there were only weaboos. But later in life some strayed from the ancient culture of the weeb. The deserters formed a new clan. The Otaku. For many years the otaku and the weeaboos eyed each other warily not wanting a war. but as time passed things got more and more tense.
Eventually the Otaku and the weeaboos had a summit on the holy grounds of japan that they both enjoy. Well the otaku enjoyed it but... the weeaboos worshiped it. [At the summit]
Ai: Take it in my fellow weeaboos breath in the sacred air. Wait... JIN did you bring the months supply of ramen???
Jin: Yes sir just like you asked. I also brought the money for the sushi conveyor belt so we can all go every day. Mm mm I'm salivating just thinking about it.
Ai: I know Jin, I know.
Inko [ leader of the otaku]:CONTROL YOURSELVES YOU FILTHY WEEBS THIS IS A MATTER OF COMPLETE SERIOUSNESS!
Nico [Inkos right hand man]: ma'am we shouldn't go about this in a unorderly way.
Inko: You're right Nico. But these weeaboos go to far.
Ai: Excuse me for having a immense love for the motherland of anime
Inko: No. you are not excused. While japan is beautiful and Wonderful, you and your weeaboos take it to far.
Jin: Not to be rude but anime is part of your culture as well. JUST ACCEPT THAT ANIME IS LIFE!
Inko: It's a part of our culture but we accept other things into our lives other than anime.
Ai: *breaths in deeply* YOU ARE SWINE YOU LITTLE BIATCH!!!!
Inko: *Raging* THE FRICK YOU SAY TO ME?!!!??!
Ai: YOU HEARD ME BIATCH! YOU ARE SWINE!
Inko: *pulls out gun* SAY IT ONE MORE TIME!
Ai: *grabs several kunai* YOU ARE SWINE AND A DISGRACE TO THE HOLY MOTHERLAND OF JAPAN BIATCH!!!
Hey this is a cliffhanger. Oof sorry I know I'm evil but im a new writer on here so i dont really know how this works. i hope to put out the next chapter this weekend or next week. I'll have lots of time to write over spring break.
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The great weeaboo battle
HumorThis is my first story! Sorry if it totally sucks ass but hopefully you enjoy! At the time there is a battle between the weeaboos and the otakus ( yes they are different) The weeaboos are trying to convince the otaku to came and join them. The main...
