ashton: CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
luke: k im wanking hold on pls
ashton: OH MT FUCKINGBFGOS
ashton: it's been 5 minutes how long do you fucking last
ashton: not that long lmfaoooooooo
ashton: you're seriously wanking oh my god.
ashton: my friend calum wants to talk to you hurry up
ashton: im gonna make a group chat lmfao
ashton added calum and luke to this group!
calum: why
ashton: I MADE THE GROUP THING LOVE ME
calum: no but ok where's the dude
ashton: oh he's wanking he'll be back in 78 years
calum: amazing
luke: NO WAIT
ashton: look who decided to mAKE AN APPEARANCE
luke: at least i last long
calum: $20 says that half the time you were gone you were eating something n not wanking
ashton: ^
luke: nO
ashton: i can last like four minutes
calum: gross
luke: lets fuck, ashton
ashton: bye
calum: it's ok luke he's still a virgin anyway
ashton: cALUM NO WHY
luke: is he really
calum: yes
ashton: I'M SHITTING MYSELF
luke: ASHTON UR A 19 YEAR OLD VIRGIN AW OMFG
luke added michael to this group!
ashton: LEAVE ME ALONE
michael: leave britney alone
calum: so many people
luke: mikey say hi
michael: HELLO
ashton: hi mikey
ashton: *michael
ashton: **mike
ashton: ***the mikester
ashton: ****mikey mike
michael: no
luke: no
calum: michael jordan
michael: no
luke: no
ashton: no calum
