MALIA FAYE CARRIED A LIST. It was a long list. The list? A series of events that recorded the many, many, senseless, idiotic ideas and actions of none other than the infamous Michael Kelso. The list went as far back as August 6th, 1968-the day Mic...
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Bɪᴛᴛᴇʀsᴡᴇᴇᴛ | 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚎𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚔𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚝 ( That '70s Show )
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( epigraph ) ❝ Loving you is Hell. And, Hell? Hell, is my new Heaven. ❞
MALIA FAYE CARRIED A LIST. It was a long list. The list? A series of events that recorded the many, many, senseless, idiotic ideas and actions of none other than the infamous Michael Kelso. The list went as far back as August 6th, 1968—the day Michael Kelso had stolen nearly fifty jars of peanut butter to later bathe in it—ass naked—with the belief that it would help darken his skin tone. Malia Faye, Eric Foreman, Steven Hyde, and Donna Pinciotti had convinced themselves that, that would be as bad as his ideas would come. However, it wasn't until Michael Kelso entered Eric Foreman's basement with Jackie Burkhart, of all people, did Malia Faye realize just how stupid Michael Kelso was. And, it wasn't until Malia Faye entered a local bar in the suburbs of Wisconsin with none other than Jackie Burkhart did she realize that she was far more stupid than Michael Kelso himself.
MALIA FAYE (CHARACTER PROFILE)
FACE CLAIM SABRINA CARPENTER as MALIA FAYE
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❝ THE COMMONER ❞ {SOPHOMORE}
!MOOD/CHARACTER QUOTES!
❝ You like it, don't you? Watching me chase after you like a dog—you like knowing that you have me wrapped right around your cute little finger. Well, guess what, Jackie? I have you wrapped right around my finger, too. ❞
JACKIE BURKHART (CHARACTER PROFILE)
FACE CLAIM (young) MILA KUNIS as JACKIE BURKHART
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❝ THE PRINCESS ❞ {SOPHOMORE}
!MOOD/CHARACTER QUOTES!
❝ What we have isn't love—it's an adrenaline rush. A thrill. A high. ❞
❝ I'm incapable of loving anyone, or anything, but myself. ❞
(THAT 70's SHOW) FACE CLAIM (young) ORIGINAL CAST as THEMSELVES
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