~The Next Morning~
"Breaking news, 'heterosexual' dictator Eric Theodore Cartman was taken to the hospital after a tragic accident in which somehow the building was engulfed in flames, and the guards had fled without their leader, who had actually came out as a bisexual. Wow what a plot twist..."
The noise faded out as Kenny spoke. "You think he'll be ok?"
"Yes, I... I hope," I said reluctantly. The news showed the footage the helicopters took as the building was burned, and another with Cartman in a hospital bed, his fat body hooked up to wires and the whole right half of his body charred to a reddish brown crisp. His eyes looked regretful.
I took out the ring that I took from him. The diamonds actually were real from what I saw, as the rubies and peridots and the quartz in the middle. I put it on, it glistened in the morning light.
"Yeah... I think he'll be ok." I said boldly.
A few years later, Eric had started dating Heidi and Red in a love triangle (somehow??), and Kenny and I were happily married. Stan and Kyle had actually married later on, since there were complications in their relationship from this... repet sa thing.?
[if you know Voltron and all my other stories, you'll realize what was going on with them]
But then, Craig and Tweek adopted a kid, naming him Neptune. Then Token and Clyde married, and then Timmy and Jimmy, and Wendy and Bebe. And Pip and Damien had gotten together through their shifts at the club, deciding to not stay there since Bebe Shut it down. So did Gary and Christophe. Gay ships everywhere in South Park!
I got a real job instead of being a stripper, becoming a speech and poem writer. I was actually very good at using such words to convince people.
South Park became normal and accepted gay ships again, and so did the country. Most people were moved by it, and started supporting it. Blame the Christians for hating on us, we didn't really care!
And well, to an abrupt start, everyone was happy. And I had that ring on my finger till my last breath.
~Fin~
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Remember me...? <Butters x Kenny fanfic>
FanfictionWhen Butters gets kicked out of his own house for being a homosexual, he has to fend for himself-he starts a new life somewhere in South Park far from his house and left school without a trace. No one really cared, only Kenny did. When he decided t...
