There was a little boy named jeffrey. He is not special so no one liked to capitalize his name. jeffery is a loser. Anyway jeffrey was walking down to his grandma's house by the swamp,but before he could go his mother grabbed him and said ''Yo, little jef b4 u go dwn 2 granmas house u gatta watch out 4 the..the wild rape and onions being left behind in deh swamp.'' Little jeffery was scared, but he loved his grandma so he was like ''meh.'' he walked out of the house with onions coated in crystal meth. he went into the swamp were he saw an abantond shack, but as he was walking twards the shack he saw a shadow that looked of a monster. so he ran and ran as fast as he could to the shack. He slamed the doors closed but heard a fimilair tone, "All Stars" He ran and hid under the single person chair which had a white leather coated over the couch.
He heard the laugh of a Scottish person but still to frightend to come out a green hand grabbed his leg and pulled him out. he held me up and he saw his face as clear as day, it was one of the ogres he had heard about. He had one hand on my shoulder and the other unzipping my pants while he says,"Do you know what has layers?" jeffery was scared,but he answered the ogre's question anyways,"cake....cake has layers"he said with fear in his voice.
The ogre roared a mighty roar as he rips off my pants as he yells at me,"Onions..ONIONS HAVE LAYERS"he pulls down his pants, he enjects his large orgrly love inside jeffery. jeffery falls down to the bed as the ogre spreads his legs. The ogre said,"what's my name"jeffery didn't answer,"I am Shrek"the ogre said.As he continually enjects love in jeffery.jeffery hears his grandma's voice as it was coming out of Shrek,he soon faded to reality as his grandma yelled at jeffery to put his pants back on.jeffery found an onion he had tried eating in his butthole. jeffery successfully gave the drugs to his grandma, as grandma died from the onions he had forced down her esophagus(also she died from AIDS.)as jeffery walked out of house he heard something from behind him as big green hands touched his shoulders,
"Its Never Ogre"
