Disclaimer: this is just for fun my people (to all the guyanese army who think yall better than everybody and would take offence "shut yuh skunt bts dont need yall pretensive stuck up asses"
Also this is written in my GUYANESE dialect once again just for fun 🇬🇾
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Namjoon de commig home from he 12 hour shift at de airport it was now lunch time an he de hungry .
walking pass the local rum shop at the head of he street where taehyung de local drunk de limeing.
soons as namjoon turn down de street taehyung while biteing in he dry tennisroll
sipping in he vodka and swank in a dora party cup halla out "MHNMMMMMMMMMMMM, Namjoon bai yuh gon get bugga dry tonight "
every time namjoon come home taehuyng does seh duh but duh didn stop de boy from blushin rale hard right, an walk straight pass teahyung.
after namjoon turn into he yard he hear taehyung halla again " PRAY FUH YUH BAMZI SWEET BAI!"
namjoon just suck he teeth an halla back "SHUT YUH STINK MOUTH TAEHYUNG I AINT THE ONE THAR SHOHLD BE PRAYING YUH WHOREING SKUNT" then speeed walk into he house but as he see de naighbour them peeping and he aint able with dem long hearted Christians.
as soo as he pass de treshhold he see seokjin battyrider an all sticking in he bamzi cauze it de too small ,buttering bake "namjoon baby come sidown eat this bake" seokjin told him as he tek de bake an put it on the table.
to be honest namjoon really din wan bake again but he siddown and eat anyway caz he love he baby.
the end.
