Disclamer: written in my Guyanese dialect
.Hoseok de sitdown home watching court round-up when he see he bessfren and he favourit five hundred dolla antyman, yoongi aka precious he sighed, oh lawd he ga go bail this ass outa lockup and fo wha? The ass beat up a junky fo forty dolla.
Hoseak jus suck he teeth and pull out he phone, he de going fo call the Sargent at Georgetown lockup wen all uh a sudden he feel something cralling on he head, he de feeling around when he see a cackaroach fly an lan on the bline.
He de goin an scream but before he could the roach suddnly ask he "Sexy bai yuh gat any food fuh share?, a gat chiren fuh feed"
Hoseok suck he teeth again an responded "I ain't tell yuh ugly skunt fuh get chiren when yuh ass cyan feed them gyan before I lash yuh skunt wid duh pointa broom"
De roach upon hearing dis fly out the house an hoseok left to go bail yoongi outa lockup fo de tenth time this month.
The end.
