SJ: LMAOOO
NJ: it was kinda fucking nasty
SJ: literally who the fuck wants to fuck someone on a playground
NJ: I know I was just trying to get some fresh air
SJ: two of my friends fucked each other on a playground once
NJ: drop their asses
SJ: oh honey I did that a long time ago
NJ: anyways after seeing you on tiktok I think you should date me
SJ: 💀 n-namjoon
NJ: it's ok princess don't be shy
SJ: LMAOSKDJDK MY IMPACT
SJ: Anyways I think I should date you too
NJ: oh the thing is I'm Kim namjoon
SJ: lmao what
NJ: yeah like no jk
SJ: well give me tickets since we're together
NJ: Jin that's not how it works
SJ: says who
NJ: says me dumbass
SJ: I want a divorce
NJ: 🗿
SJ: oh my god I'm not talking to you until you've decided to give me 6 free general admission tickets
NJ: your tiktok wasn't even that good Anyways🤥
NJ: jin I'm serious I can't just give out free tickets like that
NJ: I'm sorry baby :(
NJ: fine I'll talk to my manager and see what I can do
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